Wait, this is on the inside of the underwear? So no one even knows the shit is there other than you and your long-suffering ass? Or maybe your dude if he's into bloody butts.
@..now it's just Aesop's Foibles.: Also, luxurious fabrics make me rashy and itchy. Give me my cotton undies and cotton-lined bras! I don't like irritated bikini lines or chafed nipples. I'm sorry for the grossness, but I had a lacy bra once and it chafed me so bad that my nipples bled a little. I had to use Lansinoh and go braless for a few days. It was not pleasant.
Hmm...if only the guy I had been engaged to had given me this. But then I realized home-made wine and really bad sex was not my deal and ran away (in my would-be wedding dress) to my ex-boss' office where I went on a hunger strike before he finally understood what I was doing and he swept me upstairs to bathe me in a copper tub and made love to me on a bed of dark green moss. With my socks on.
It worked out, because I ended up wearing a black dress and veil to my wedding.
"Using luxury fabrics and materials these special jewel-encrusted undergarments explore how beauty and suffering are subtly intertwined."
Wow, thanks redundant fashion designer. Cos most people hadn't gotten the message that beauty, according to the mass media, isn't already incredibly difficult and includes a shitload of suffering to attain. You guys are so cutting edge! Don't stop to think, just keep on churnin out these totally asinine and discouraging messages to everyone!!
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Sexy luxurious underpinnings FTL.
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That or I'm entirely too jaded.
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Wow, thanks redundant fashion designer. Cos most people hadn't gotten the message that beauty, according to the mass media, isn't already incredibly difficult and includes a shitload of suffering to attain. You guys are so cutting edge! Don't stop to think, just keep on churnin out these totally asinine and discouraging messages to everyone!!