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    Madonna Doesn't Spend Time With Her Kids; Terrence Could Flee Prison Using Feces

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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    04/22/09

    In reply to Madonna Doesn't Spend Time With Her Kids; Terrence Could Flee Prison Using Feces
    I'm jus wondering: is there rehab for people who are addicted to working out? Because Madonna is obsessed: flying her equipment out to Malawi, going to Pilates when you're baby has just arrived, getting back on the treadmill after an accident as quickly as you can.

    To me, its sounds like an unhealthy obsession.

    But I'm naturally lazy.
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    Image of greeneyedfem greeneyedfem
    04/21/09

    In reply to Madonna Doesn't Spend Time With Her Kids; Terrence Could Flee Prison Using Feces
    I really like the name Harper Willow.


    That is all.

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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    04/22/09

    @greeneyedfem: Me too. You see, famous people, it is possible to pick a lovely name! Even two lovely names.
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    Image of Mrs. Stephen Fry Mrs. Stephen Fry
    04/21/09

    In reply to Madonna Doesn't Spend Time With Her Kids; Terrence Could Flee Prison Using Feces
    Also, still love Billy Bob.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    04/21/09

    In reply to Madonna Doesn't Spend Time With Her Kids; Terrence Could Flee Prison Using Feces
    I miss Ned and Stacy. I used to quote Ned constantly.
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    Image of kelsium kelsium
    04/21/09

    In reply to Madonna Doesn't Spend Time With Her Kids; Terrence Could Flee Prison Using Feces
    @myself: Oh, I read it as "Even though she fell on her bum she'll continue working it off." Clearly I just can't read.
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    04/21/09

    In reply to Madonna Doesn't Spend Time With Her Kids; Terrence Could Flee Prison Using Feces
    I can't tell whether "work it off" refers to Madonna's injury or her bum in that statement.
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    Image of CordeliaShirley CordeliaShirley
    04/21/09

    In reply to Madonna Doesn't Spend Time With Her Kids; Terrence Could Flee Prison Using Feces
    Channing Tatum... mmmmmmmmm. He's so nice to watch.
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    Image of girl.of.your.dreams girl.of.your.dreams
    04/21/09

    In reply to Madonna Doesn't Spend Time With Her Kids; Terrence Could Flee Prison Using Feces
    Michelle Rodriguez,


    Bisexual pride: ur doin it rong.

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    Image of vulcanized vulcanized
    04/21/09

    In reply to Madonna Doesn't Spend Time With Her Kids; Terrence Could Flee Prison Using Feces
    @MizJenkins - It's happening to a lot of people (me included). Nobody knows why. Apparently, if you use Firefox you don't have a problem, so if you have access, use it.


    Stupid work and their stupid adherance to Microsoft.

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    Image of jerseyvegan jerseyvegan
    04/21/09

    In reply to Madonna Doesn't Spend Time With Her Kids; Terrence Could Flee Prison Using Feces
    "She only remembers giving the police her name."


    Question, does Madonna refer to herself as Madonna, or do you think she gave them her birth name?! I wonder...also about Sting, The Edge...do they really introduce themselves as that?! So intriguing.

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    Image of jemandtheholograms jemandtheholograms
    04/21/09

    @jerseyvegan: interesting. like what happens when she has to get a passport or a drivers license. presumably it doesn't just say madonna on it? though it would be pretty cool if it did.
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    Image of littlebunnyfoofoo littlebunnyfoofoo
    04/21/09

    @jerseyvegan:

    Her name actually IS Madonna. It's Madonna Louise Ciccone (or however you spell her names). She was named after her mother, also a Madonna.


    God, I'm old. Why does my brain retain useless crap like this and not, say, the definition of mitosis?

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    Image of Frozen Charlotte Frozen Charlotte
    04/21/09

    @littlebunnyfoofoo:


    You and I must be from the same birth year, since I too think everything you said is absolutely common knowledge.

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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    04/21/09

    @Frozen Charlotte: @littlebunnyfoofoo: Well, if it makes you feel better I remember a VH1 interview/doc with her when she said (and I'm paraphrasing here) she had to become a singer, because she certainly couldn't be a school teacher with a name like Madonna.
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    04/21/09

    In reply to Madonna Doesn't Spend Time With Her Kids; Terrence Could Flee Prison Using Feces
    Also, So happy we are getting Lakers updates!!!! And Andrew, if you are secretly dating Rihanna, plz be a gentleman. I think you're tops and she deserves someone good!! Also KICK SOME JAZZ ASS!!!!!
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    Image of TheJerseyDevil TheJerseyDevil
    04/21/09

    In reply to Madonna Doesn't Spend Time With Her Kids; Terrence Could Flee Prison Using Feces
    Since when is Chastity Bono transgender? Did I miss something?
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    Image of girl.of.your.dreams girl.of.your.dreams
    04/21/09

    @TheJerseyDevil: I was wondering the same thing.
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    Image of saintbernadette saintbernadette
    04/21/09

    In reply to Madonna Doesn't Spend Time With Her Kids; Terrence Could Flee Prison Using Feces
    Wait. Madonna had to give the police her name? For identification purposes?


    You'd think that one of the perks of being the most famous woman in the world would be NOT having to ID yourself in medical situations.

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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    04/21/09

    In reply to Madonna Doesn't Spend Time With Her Kids; Terrence Could Flee Prison Using Feces
    @Sarah.of.a.Lesser.God.
    He is wayyyy to obsessed w/ poo
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    04/21/09

    In reply to Madonna Doesn't Spend Time With Her Kids; Terrence Could Flee Prison Using Feces
    wait wait wait wait wait. Didn't Eagle Eye come out ages ago? (yes, it did, I have seen and love every Shia Leboeufy moment.)


    Also, Madonna doesn't strike me as prone to getting the vapours. Ahem. Fainted twice. pfft.

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