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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    11/21/09

    In reply to Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies
    Did someone mention Pulp??
    I knew I like the vampire for a reason
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    11/21/09

    @Ailatan: I'm a teenager again!
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    11/21/09

    @Miss Puggy (former CrazyRatLady): I adore, adore, adore, adore Jarvis Cocker.

    #tips
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    11/21/09

    @Ailatan: this is the second reference today on jez! yaaaay
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    Image of Miss Puggy (former CrazyRatLady) Miss Puggy (former CrazyRatLady)
    11/21/09

    @Ailatan: Me too. Hearted!

    #tips
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    11/21/09

    @Miss Puggy (former CrazyRatLady): hearted back!
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    11/22/09

    @Ailatan: Of course, Jarvis Cocker and Steve Mackey were in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (along with two other greats Jonny Greenwood and Phil Selway).
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    Image of elvy elvy
    11/22/09

    @Ailatan: I listen to this song at least once a month.
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    Image of Hooplehead Hooplehead
    11/21/09

    In reply to Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies
    "The source was last spotted running down the street screaming, "It's true! Now stay away from Bella! You're ruining everything! Team Edwaarrrrddd!" Not really. But maybe?"

    Made of win, sprinkled liberally with awesomesauce.
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    Image of Sarah Dove Sarah Dove
    11/21/09

    @Hooplehead: Then she fell into a flower pot and Robert Pattinson giggled.
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    Image of Kali Mama Kali Mama
    11/21/09

    In reply to Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies
    Wasn't it the big deal that Heidi's 4th is a girl? Lou? Seal? Lou-Seal?
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    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    11/21/09

    In reply to Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies
    Not to nit-pick, but isn't Heidi and Seal's child, Lou, a girl?
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    11/21/09

    @Bunsen Honeydew: Fixed!
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    11/21/09

    In reply to Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies
    Back in my smoker days, I used to smoke post-gym too. It was always a very nice cigarette, I remember.
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    Image of Hiroine Protagonist Hiroine Protagonist
    11/21/09

    @pantsless: Best one of the day, I agree.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/21/09

    In reply to Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies
    Why are the tabloids so invested in Taylor squared? They've been dating, for what, a couple of months and they are both still in their teens. They are obviously not about to get married. Give it a rest.
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    Image of sara-without-an-h sara-without-an-h
    11/21/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: But he'll talk to her daddy and she'll pick out a white dress! It's a love story, Sputnik, just say yes!
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    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    11/21/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Taylor^2: Rise of the reality show wedding.
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/21/09

    In reply to Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies
    Every time I hear Robert Pattinson speak, it's like I'm listening to a 10 year old, whining.

    I wish I could muster up more sympathy for the guy-- it must be hard being famous overnight, but jeebus. He makes it hard.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    11/21/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: "I want to be a famous actor but now I'm tooo famous. I just wish everything was exactly how I wanted it."
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/21/09

    @Snowbunny: Nailed it.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    11/21/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: I like to do impressions.

    I really have no sympathy for him. I have sympathy for Britney Spears because photographers would surround her car so she couldn't drive and sue her when she ran over their feet, all while having a mental crisis. I have sympathy for stars who's babies have cameras shoved in their strollers. I have no sympathy for people who are having their pictures taken at their movie premiers. None.
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    Image of msmoneypenny msmoneypenny
    11/21/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: Note to self RP, don't star in a series of movies based on books that teens go wild for. Unless you want followed like the Monkees.
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    Image of limber limber
    11/21/09

    @Snowbunny: I do feel warmly towards people who laugh at people who fall into potted plants, though.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    11/21/09

    @limber: My mother once fell in a potted plant.

    She seriously did though, we were in Munich and she drank a gallon of beer and fell in a plant. I laughed so hard I almost fainted.
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    Image of redqueen redqueen
    11/21/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: I don't know. I've got sympathy for anyone who has people shouting "you're so boring" at them. Seems like a legitimate thing to be irritated by.
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    11/21/09

    @redqueen: Like I said, I do have sympathy for him. Just not much. I empathize with the situation he's in.
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    Image of madeofawesome madeofawesome
    11/21/09

    @Snowbunny: In his defense, Twilight wasn't as huge as it is now when he signed on. He didn't really know what he was in for. I feel sympathy for anyone who can't leave his hotel room or has to walk around in disguise because thousands of teenage girls are stalking him. Once he got hit by a car because of them! Given the choice of paparazzi or lovesick teenagers, I'd pick paparazzi.
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    Snowbunny promoted this comment madeofawesome was starred madeofawesome was unstarred
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    11/21/09

    @madeofawesome: It wasn't as monstrously massive, true, but it still had quite a large following. He also did a Harry Potter movie. I love these movies, don't get me wrong, but when you sign on for a franchise popular with teens and pre-teens, certain insanities are expected.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/21/09

    In reply to Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies
    I read the Brad Pitt item as though he were fighting off Asians in the Bermuda triangle. I was confused, and then I read it again. Maybe I should go back to bed.
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    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    11/21/09

    @morninggloria: Maybe its some sort of conspiracy theory movie about a lost Japanese super weapon from WWII that has been causing the Bermuda Triangle.
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    Image of SpicyTamale is a GA peach SpicyTamale is a GA peach
    11/20/09

    In reply to Miley Dresses Like A Hooker; Madonna Fears Getting Shot In Brazil
    Best quote ever, Tina Fey.
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    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    11/20/09

    @SpicyTamale is a GA peach: Seriously.
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    Image of Evie Havok Evie Havok
    11/20/09

    In reply to Miley Dresses Like A Hooker; Madonna Fears Getting Shot In Brazil
    Honestly, I don't care what Miley Cyrus does. She can wear her underwear over her pants. She can run around in little short-shorts. I don't care. She's practically an adult. Are we going to ask the same question next year when she's 18 and officially an adult? Will people stop caring then? It just seems like faux-concern.
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    11/20/09

    In reply to Miley Dresses Like A Hooker; Madonna Fears Getting Shot In Brazil
    Oh Stephen Fry, I am so with you on the cesspool that is internet commentary. But please do not stop Twittering. I love your tweets dearly.
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    Image of WashingMyHair WashingMyHair
    11/20/09

    In reply to Miley Dresses Like A Hooker; Madonna Fears Getting Shot In Brazil
    Are Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony so important that they need to travel with a guard dog? The dog probably needs therapy from working for them. Who wouldn't?
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    Image of Lady Skittlehattington Lady Skittlehattington
    11/20/09

    In reply to Miley Dresses Like A Hooker; Madonna Fears Getting Shot In Brazil
    I just get really happy when the name Fergie comes up, and we're actually talking about the real, original, fabulous Fergie.
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    Image of JennaW JennaW
    11/20/09

    In reply to Miley Dresses Like A Hooker; Madonna Fears Getting Shot In Brazil
    Dear Stephen Fry: You can't see me, but I'm holding up a lighter and swaying back and forth.
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    Image of doodley is not amused doodley is not amused
    11/20/09

    In reply to Miley Dresses Like A Hooker; Madonna Fears Getting Shot In Brazil
    Holy smokes. That is one giant picture of Miley Cyrus for so early in the morning (especially when I'm not yet fully caffeinated).
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