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    The Real Big Babies Of Orange County
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    12/30/08

    In reply to The Real Big Babies Of Orange County
    *clamping legs shut*


    NO THANK YOU.

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    Image of Oranges w/ Cheese has 2 cats! ahahaha. Oranges w/ Cheese has 2 cats! ahahaha.
    12/30/08

    In reply to The Real Big Babies Of Orange County
    What's wrong with his belly button O_o
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    Image of linnyt is a walking cliché linnyt is a walking cliché
    12/30/08

    @Oranges w/ Cheese: he's still new and the cord hasn't come off yet. it will in about a week.
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    Image of linnyt is a walking cliché linnyt is a walking cliché
    12/30/08

    In reply to The Real Big Babies Of Orange County
    I got stuck in my mom. I was three weeks late and went into distress so they cut me out. Not only did my mom have the drugs, they gave her general anesthesia because she couldn't bend over far enough to get the regular drugs. (she's really short and the belly got in the way, plus the contractions.) when i escaped the womb, there was a ring around my head where i tried to force my way out but didn't make it. i was a normal weight baby.
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    Image of Jamie Sommers Jamie Sommers
    12/30/08

    In reply to The Real Big Babies Of Orange County
    Does anyone remember that story about dads giving the new mom a gift for pushing out Junior? I think this lady deserves one of those. Cuz, um, goddamn!
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    Image of squirrelcop squirrelcop
    12/30/08

    In reply to The Real Big Babies Of Orange County
    In a dream last night my SIL had another baby that came out (at birth) the same size as my 3yo nephew is now. I will not be telling her about this as I like her and she does not own a fainting couch to catch her fall.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    12/30/08

    In reply to The Real Big Babies Of Orange County
    When my sister was pregnant with my neice, she gained so much weight that we all (including her obstetrician) just knew she was going to have the most gigantic baby evar. Boy was she pissed when my neice came out weighing a hefty 6lbs, 14oz.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    12/30/08

    @terribletwenties aka Aesop's Foibles: That would be "niece". Ahem.
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    Image of theysaidwhat theysaidwhat
    12/30/08

    In reply to The Real Big Babies Of Orange County
    I wonder if they chose his middle name of Walker before or after his birth.
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    Image of everfade everfade
    12/30/08

    In reply to The Real Big Babies Of Orange County
    That is one vagina bustin' baby. Lord I hope the momma took the drugs.
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    Image of everfade everfade
    12/30/08

    @everfade: I envision the Kool-Aid guy bustin' thru a vagina "Oh Yeah!" and I am horrified.
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    Image of chatterboxwriting chatterboxwriting
    12/30/08

    @everfade: Thanks for the cranberry juice on my keyboard. That was hilarious!
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    12/30/08

    In reply to The Real Big Babies Of Orange County
    This baby also came out wearing a gold chain and smoking a cigar.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    12/30/08

    @terribletwenties aka Aesop's Foibles: That's an amazing image. When my second little brother was born, before my other brother and I saw him, my mom told us over the phone that he looked like our dad. My brother, confused, asked "The baby has a beard?"
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    12/30/08

    @LaComtesse: Hah! My niece was born with a really hairy back as well as a hairy forehead. Her eyebrows just sort of encroached up her forehead and gradually met with her hairline. She's four now and her back and forehead are still as furry as ever. It's worth mentioning that the rest of us are Irish and not at all hairy.
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    Image of BlondeGrlz BlondeGrlz
    12/30/08

    In reply to The Real Big Babies Of Orange County
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!

    *Is it too late to change my mind about this baby thing?*
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    12/30/08

    @BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz!: I'm sure Little BlondeBoyz will tickle on his way into the world--like adorable butterflies fluttering out of your sparkling ladyparts.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    12/30/08

    In reply to The Real Big Babies Of Orange County
    I was so tiny when I was born that I just slowly drifted out of my mom's body via osmosis. Then I fed on nothing but sunlight and water vapor until I was big enough to absorb finely-atomized formula mist.


    Then I was bitten by a radioactive spider. With three nipples.

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    Image of Penny Penny
    12/30/08

    @tscheese: I take it the spider doesn't have a Facebook profile?
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    Image of AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies)
    12/30/08

    @Penny Plastic (Archetype): @tscheese: Great combined comment!
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    12/30/08

    In reply to The Real Big Babies Of Orange County
    Living in the OC, as long as that little one MAINTAINS the 14 pound weight until high school, it should fit right in.
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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    12/30/08

    @LaComtesse: Nah. It's a boy. He can be chunky and maintian popularity. It's just the girls who have to stay under 20 lbs.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    12/30/08

    In reply to The Real Big Babies Of Orange County
    I was two weeks late and weighed nearly 9 pounds. My boyfriend was super long and chubby and weighed in at nearly 10.


    I have no desire to have children with this man.

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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    12/30/08

    @Penny Plastic (Archetype): Mr. Pietra was about 10 1/2 pounds, as his mom delights in telling me. Oddly, I do want to have children with this man. I'm hoping my side of the family's tendency to go into labor right after lunch and get home in time for dinner the same day cancels his side out.
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    Image of eowyn for the win eowyn for the win
    12/30/08

    In reply to The Real Big Babies Of Orange County
    Third baby story on jezebel and it's not even time for that second cup of coffee... can't we get an abortion article or something to even it out? ;)
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    Image of pantsless economist...access RESTORED pantsless economist...access RESTORED
    12/30/08

    @truthnbeautybombs: just eat a bacon, egg, and fetus.
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    Image of BlowJoy BlowJoy
    12/30/08

    In reply to The Real Big Babies Of Orange County
    Please let me know when they've discovered a way to grow them in jars. Thanks.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/30/08

    @BlowJoy: I'd keep two or three at a time on top of my fridge.
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    Image of pantsless economist...access RESTORED pantsless economist...access RESTORED
    12/30/08

    @morninggloria: just don't get it mixed up with the marinara sauce.
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