In what is perhaps a strange homage to Breast Cancer Awareness Month, Cosmopolitanis currently running a feature on their website titled "50 Great Things To Do With Your Breasts," and guess what? Most of them revolve around dudes. Sexxxay!
Here's the deal, Neil: I haven't read the October issue of Cosmopolitan, but I have seen the cover, and frankly, I'm concerned. Concerned, I say!
Ladies, are you fun? Are you fearless? Do you think throwing a Nerf football at a stranger after the age of 14 constitutes fun and fearless flirting? Well you're in luck, because Cosmo has a dating guide, just for you: