Hey there, mortal earth creatures. While you were busy being bound by the tethers of normality and your petty 9-t0-5 concerns, two transcendent artists—she of the cemetery and he of something far worse (a college MFA writing program)—have been collaborating with the intention of creating something truly remarkable and…
If you were thinking April was just another month in another year with your exact same face and Ides in it, then congratulations for not having to be online that much. Because LOOK OUT: Everyone is talking about how it is supposed to be a wild month for all people, relationships, transactions and experiences. Here's…
In Arlington, VA, a cacophony of upper class problems as a toddler is kicked out of a competitive preschool for being unable to control her bladder. Commence proclamation making, letter writing, and yelling.
While shopping in one of America's great chain stores, an observant camera-toter spotted a "ready-to-use" fondant pack that lets you cut out little faces in different "natural colors." Just one problem—the color pink is subtitled "skin tone."
Campbell Soup is recalling three varieties of SpaghettiOs with meatballs due to possible under-processing. No one's reported any illnesses so far; the problem was discovered during a routine factory inspection. A sad day for late-night munchies. [CNN]
It has been revealed that Britney Spears' "false positive" drug test may have been caused by her inhaler. Although Albuterol, an asthma drug, is not an amphetamine — which is the class of drug that showed up. Some are saying it could be meth, coke or crack — but our money is on diet pills. [TMZ, Perez Hilton]