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    12/14/09

    In reply to Lady Gaga Sells Lipstick With Cyndi Lauper; Nike Calls Tiger's Infidelities "A Minor Blip"
    I wonder if someone needs to tell Nike that a background check is only meaningful if the subject has actually gotten caught doing something.

    Unless by background check he means shady-private-eye-type investigating, in which case I will proffer that they seem to have not done a great job.
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    12/14/09

    In reply to Lady Gaga Sells Lipstick With Cyndi Lauper; Nike Calls Tiger's Infidelities "A Minor Blip"
    "Gaga looks...surprisingly normal."

    And no one looks more surprised about that than Cyndi Lauper.
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    12/14/09

    In reply to Lady Gaga Sells Lipstick With Cyndi Lauper; Nike Calls Tiger's Infidelities "A Minor Blip"
    Brunch after 1.30? Isn't that known as lunch?
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    12/14/09

    @BlondeGoddess: Not when you're me and wake up at noon on the weekends! in my college Sunday brunch lasted until 2:30pm.
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    12/14/09

    @BlondeGoddess: On Sunday's brunch lasts til 2. There is no lunch only zuul.
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    12/14/09

    @BlondeGoddess: No, a lot of places serve brunch until 3.
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    12/14/09

    In reply to Lady Gaga Sells Lipstick With Cyndi Lauper; Nike Calls Tiger's Infidelities "A Minor Blip"
    Will Lacrox's whimsical new SNCF uniforms do anything to change the employees' jerktastic attitudes?

    If so, I suggest that he next craft uniforms for French university administrative assistants.
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    12/14/09

    In reply to Lady Gaga Sells Lipstick With Cyndi Lauper; Nike Calls Tiger's Infidelities "A Minor Blip"
    I love Helena Christensen for being obsessed with vocabulary and punctuation. And Cyndi & Gaga look absolutely flawless in that ad.
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    12/14/09

    In reply to Lady Gaga Sells Lipstick With Cyndi Lauper; Nike Calls Tiger's Infidelities "A Minor Blip"
    The Ferragamo family is so....chic. I just love them. And I am wearing a (gifted) pair of their shoes today and they're like slippers.
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    Edited by Penny at 12/14/09 11:42 AM Penny was starred Penny was unstarred
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    12/14/09

    @Penny: I scour eBay for decently priced flats. I have no shame in wearing secondhand shoes, and those babies are the most comfortable things ever.
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    12/14/09

    @Jenna: My aunt's Italian partner hates my shoes so whenever I visit (I might wear a shitty pair of shoes for the occasion) he insists on buying me a pair. Last year he bought me these amazing red Ferragamo heels and they are soooo comfortable. I absolutely have no shame in second-hand shoes either! I bought a super cool pair of Prada heels for 40 bucks from eBay. At least they're broken in :-)
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    12/14/09

    @Penny: Secondhand shoes FTW! This may be the reason I didn't have them reinstate my eBay account after it got shut down for potentially being hacked. :P

    (BTW, you might want to check out Ferragamo's book Shoemaker of Dreams, it's interesting stuff.)
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    12/14/09

    @Penny: That's how I feel about it. The best is when someone buys them from a department store, scratches the soles, realizes they don't fit, and then can't return them. I will happily own the cast-offs of the stupid rich.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    12/09/09

    In reply to Gisele Spawns Baby Boy; Counterfeit Crackdown Hits Canal Street
    Did anyone else do a double take and start counting on their fingers after that People headline?

    (I'm too dispiritedly conflicted about validating rights of the small business designer/IP owners but mourning an as-a-result-lacerated budget to comment on much else in the article here.)
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    12/03/09

    In reply to Tyra Teaches Cookie Monster How To Smize
    Lindsay, why doesn't Tyra know that Cookie Monster's eyes are pretend? Whyyyyyyyyy?

    I need tissues. Stat.
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    12/03/09

    In reply to Tyra Teaches Cookie Monster How To Smize
    omg, cookie monster was totes coked out.
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    12/03/09

    In reply to Tyra Teaches Cookie Monster How To Smize
    Oh, Lindsay, that (Yes, more than usual!) was so perfectly timed. Right around the comma between condescendingly and especially, I thought to myself, "More than usual?"

    I guess all I'm trying to say is: we think alike and we should be friends. In a totally normal non-creepy way.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    12/03/09

    In reply to Tyra Teaches Cookie Monster How To Smize
    I would really love to see Sesame Street bloopers... There's a million-dollar gag-reel, I bet.
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    12/03/09

    @Jack_Burton: You might appreciate this gem
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    Image of Dorawithanattitude Dorawithanattitude
    12/03/09

    @Jack_Burton: Single funniest thing ever- and I mean ever...
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    Image of JohanPaladin JohanPaladin
    12/03/09

    @Dorawithanattitude: This is so strange. "Get off Elmo!"
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    Image of Dorawithanattitude Dorawithanattitude
    12/03/09

    @JohanPaladin: Didn't say it was politically correct- but sorry I laughed till I hiccuped. Obviously Elmo isn't taking it seriously- just laugh with him.
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    12/04/09

    @thePrototype: Definitely not for kids! I don't know how I could have missed this one - classic.

    @Dorawithanattitude: Gervais is an odd bugger, but he seems to have found a good partner in Elmo.
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    Edited by Jack_Burton at 12/04/09 12:44 AM Jack_Burton was starred Jack_Burton was unstarred
    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    12/03/09

    In reply to Tyra Teaches Cookie Monster How To Smize
    Does anyone else automatically think "smegma" whenever they hear or see the word "smize?" Or am I just totally disgusting?
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    Image of athenasadidas athenasadidas
    12/03/09

    @Tippi Hedren: no, but it's very funny, so thank you for finding another reason for me to laugh when Tyra talks.
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    12/03/09

    @Tippi Hedren: You're just totally disgusting. But I must be, also, because that makes total sense to me and now that's all I'm going to think from now on.
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    12/03/09

    @rodmanstreet @athenasadidas: Glad to spread the wealth!
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    Image of Lindsay Lindsay
    12/03/09

    @Tippi Hedren: I thought it. New name for the bodily secretion euphemistically known as "sleep"?
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    Image of DutchessOfDork DutchessOfDork
    12/01/09

    In reply to Closing Statements Heard In Knox Trial • Going Rogue: Over One Million Served
    Jacob Zuma also claimed that he didn't catch HIV from a woman because he showered afterwards.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    12/01/09

    In reply to Closing Statements Heard In Knox Trial • Going Rogue: Over One Million Served
    Asma Hanif = teh awesome. Wonderful points and a great cause. Hooray!
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    12/01/09

    In reply to Closing Statements Heard In Knox Trial • Going Rogue: Over One Million Served
    [www.overcompensating.com]
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