This Week In Tabloids: Kylie and Tyga Are Literally Allegedly Married

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we think about Reese Witherspoon’s husband for the first time in two years, rewatch the dashcam footage of her arrest, and keep repeating “I am a U.S. citizen” in her voice while thinking, “You know what? I sort of wish she had won the Oscar for Wild.” This week: Julia Roberts and…
Tyga Denies Cheating on Kylie Jenner, Does Not Deny Dick Pics Are His
Tyga, a man who dates a teen (Kylie Jenner) and is not very good at rapping, has denied having an affair with actress Mia Isabella after accusations that she and Tyga “had [an] ongoing relationship for almost 3 years” (along with texts and dick picks) were leaked to the press.
Tyga Releases XXX Track, Says 'Catching a Felony' Line Not About Kylie
An XXXplicit new Tyga song called “Pleazer” is making the rounds on the internet and many are speculating that the sexual lyrics are about Tyga’s underage girlfriend, Kylie Jenner. The rapper denies the accusation, however, telling TMZ that the song, though just released, was recorded two years ago, back when he was…
Brody Jenner's Latest Instagram: A Tiger Going Down on Kylie Lookalike
Yesterday on Instagram, Brody Jenner posted—then deleted—some pornographic artwork of a brunette woman receiving oral sex from a tiger. Now, people are speculating that the post was an indictment (or a joke) on 25-year-old rapper Tyga’s relationship with Brody’s 17-year-old sister, Kylie Jenner. (The image is…
Juliette Lewis Forms New Metal Band, Yikes!
Actress Juliette Lewis has formed a new supergroup called Giraffe Tongue Orchestra with some other highly regarded metal musicians. It's entirely possible the band's name is a reference to the secret giraffe tongue sacrifice that lay people like us aren't yet privy to (Lewis is a deep Scientologist). No recordings…
Amber Rose With the Kill Shot: 'But Kim Let Ray J Nut On Her'
Hey you guys, remember when former Kanye West lady pal Amber Rose got in a Twitter fight with Khloé Kardashian, and then Kanye went on a talk show and inserted himself into the drama with sentences like:
Celebrity Fight Referee: Who Won Khloé Kardashian vs. Amber Rose?
Social media wars are as American as apple pie and ignoring our deeply flawed national history. Forget baseball: This is our national pastime now. On Monday this week, a reality television heavyweight went up against a scrappy young upstart in a battle that you truly have to see to believe. In this, the first…
