In wake of #FingersInTheBootyAssBitchGate, Kanye West has vowed not to bring up the topic of children during a Twitter fight ever again. On Friday evening, the rapper and father of two tweeted a vague apology referencing the beef he unleashed onto Wiz Khalifa earlier this week.
Last week, model Melissa Stetten had the apparent misfortune of sitting next to soap actor Brian Presley on a plane. According to Stetten's Twitter feed, Presley lied about not having a wife and was drinking beer the whole time, which is interesting because he has a wife and kids and is usually pretty sanctimonious…
Today in Tweet Beat, Spencer and Perez got at it, reminiscent of when I watched two fighting rats rip one another's limbs off on the subway tracks—it was disgusting, but helped pass the time till my train came.