[Los Angeles, June 23. Image via AP]

Melissa Rosenberg, who wrote the first three Twilight movies — and is working on the fourth and fifth — feels slightly sensitive about the fact that critics trash the films, especially since she previously wrote for well-loved show Dexter.

[Los Angeles, June 21. Image via Getty]

Kristen Stewart gets labeled glum, sullen and morose. Some even claim she never smiles, which has been disproven. And at a publicity event for Eclipse, KStew was actually excited when talking about Breaking Dawn:

The LA Times' Ministry of Gossip asked screenwriter Melissa Rosenberg about Twilight: Breaking Dawn being split into two movies. One of which will, as fans know, involve Bella's pregnancy with a vampire fetus that tries to kill her.

Think you know (or are) a hardcore Twilight fan? You might second guess the extent of your friend's love for all things Cullen after seeing the extreme devotion on display in the homes of these super fans. [People] via [ONTD]

The median age of the Vanity Fair reader is 40; the mag's fans are well-educated. So between the media frenzy and the TwiMom phenomenon, the chance that someone reading VF has heard of Twilight is pretty high. It's weird though:

I'm not saying it's fun to be the seventh wheel. It's just that a giant cardboard cutout of sparkle-face is a shitty date: He'll take up too much space in the limo and just ignore you all night anyhow. [FailBlog]

Bluewater, the folks who created Female Force and the Lady Gaga caca comic, have turned their sights on Taylor Lautner. He kinda looks like your stoner ex-boyfriend, but maybe that's the point? More images begging for over-analysis:

If Kristen Stewart seems uncomfortable with the demands of fame, it's because she is.

Calling all Twihards (and jewelry enthusiasts)! A replica of the ring Edward gives Bella in Eclipse is available for purchase, both as an actual diamond engagement ring or a costume piece. Sulky SparkleVamp not included, fortunately. [ONTD via TrèsSugar]

A woman in her mid-50s wrote "Ask Amy," explaining that she's in love with Twilight's heroes. "I'm so sorry I don't have the same type of love...I have been depressed about this." Amy suggests counseling. We'd add, Remember Me. [viaTechland]

Do not bother Twihards between June 7 and July 5, when The Short Second Life Of Bree Tanner hits the web in a "read only" format. Turning pages sucks? [Mirror]

[London, March 25. Image via Getty]

The trailer for The Twilight Saga: Eclipse was unveiled this morning. While it includes the requisite shots of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson looking sullen, Taylor Lautner's abs are only visible for two seconds. Unacceptable! [Entertainment Wise]

Variety reports that The Lovely Bones managed to perk up its sagging box office relatively late in the game — by marketing to teenage girls over adults. How'd they do that?

Have you always dreamed of looking like a corpse? Now you, too, can be strangely pale and weirdly glowing (aka "drop-dead gorgeous"), thanks to Etsy-user Twimom and her "Cullinize-me" photoshopping service. [Etsy]

If the actual movie had been as short and hilarious as LOLNew Moon, I would have enjoyed it a lot more. [Mircosuede]

The James Olmos T-shirt is $20; the Munster one is just a dream… for now available here!!! [Buzzfeed via io9, HijinksEnsue]