Twihards Supposedly Faking Engagements To Try On Bella's Wedding Dress

It is so easy to mock Twilight and its fans, what with the vampire who sparkles and doesn't actually bite anyone and the chick who loves the way he never gets charged for breaking and entering and lurking uninvited in her bedroom. But the franchise is still a juggernaut: Despite all of Disney's marketing and folks'… » 11/29/11 10:50am 11/29/11 10:50am

Dear Twihards, Jacob Black Has Covered Adele's 'Someone Like You'

"I heard that you settled down. That you found a vampire… and you're married now." So begins this cover, sung by someone pretending to be Buff Werewolf Jacob Black and mock-serenading Bella. We're Just 35 days away from The Twilight Saga: Breaking Hymen Part 1 hitting theaters, so do what you must to prepare yourself… » 10/14/11 12:00pm 10/14/11 12:00pm

Breaking Dawn Vampire Spawn Revealed!

Nine-year-old Mackenzie Foy will supposedly play Renesmee, Edward and Bella's love child. If poor Kayla D is heartbroken, it's because she doesn't know about the teeth-in-the-placenta. Bullet dodged! We'd tell you more about Mackenzie, but her site is already down. » 9/28/10 4:00pm 9/28/10 4:00pm