Tweeting Bra Lets World Know When Someone Gets To 2nd Base

Protective parents, this is the technological breakthrough you’ve been waiting for: a bra with a Bluetooth device on the clasp that sends a tweet whenever a horny mook unhooks your daughter’s bra. You can probably even customize it to tweet a message at your local police precinct, something like: “my daughter is… » 10/28/13 11:00am 10/28/13 11:00am