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Nicole Richie Has Some Trenchant Observations About Sesame Street

Lindsay — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 20:00:00 EST

Today in Tweetbeat: Jessica Simpson makes her feelings about Dolly Parton known, apologies in advance for what Dane Cook said, and Nicole Richie proves yet again that she is both smart and funny.

Katy Perry Invites Herself To Real Housewives Dinner; John Mayer Teaches Phone Cheating 101

Lindsay — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 20:00:00 EST

Today in Tweetbeat: Sarah Palin "learns" "humility" by stumbling on a stage, Katy Perry initiates the Great Katy Perry/Real Housewives Summit of 2009, John Mayer has a high-tech (and illogical) cheating trick, and Soulja Boy says what now?

Katy Perry Will Never Make An Exercise Video; Ellen Loves Portia for What She Said Today on The View

Lindsay — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 20:00:06 EST

Today in Tweetbeat: Ellen loves her wife Portia's defense of equal marriage on The View, Katy Perry jokes about her trainer's body-snarking, and Emmy Rossum answers an obvious question with grace.

Pink's Show Tonight Was Awesome! But She's Sorry About That Girl Who Passed Out.

Lindsay — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:00:30 EST

Today in Tweetbeat: Pink feels for an audience member, Sarah Palin indulges in weather-smugness, and if Whitney Port really loves walking alone so much why does she have to tweet while she's doing it?

Paris Hilton Listens to Her iPod While Skiing

Lindsay — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:00:43 EST

Today in Tweetbeat: Ann Curry inspires, Michelle Branch dreams of setting up house with Katy Perry, John Mayer farts, Mindy Kaling mourns the death of romance, and Paris Hilton skis to a soundtrack.

Diablo Cody Claims She Smells Like Cat Litter

Lindsay — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 19:00:00 EST

Today in tweetbeat: Diablo Cody ponders phantom cat odor, Michael Ian Black stands up a hateful Westboro Baptist Church homophobe, and Taylor Swift says she isn't a bit worried about her manager's Nickelback ringtone.

Elizabeth Banks Doesn't Read Vogue On The Toilet

Lindsay — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 19:00:00 EST

Today in Tweetbeat, Sarah Silverman relates to Precious, writer Sloane Crosley decides what's gross, Elizabeth Banks makes rules about bathroom reading material, and Audrina Patridge tries to be more Christ-like. Plus: Donnie Wahlberg thinks judging other people is so 1989.

Stephanie Pratt Is Not In Rehab, You Guys

Tracie — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 19:00:00 EST

Today in Tweet Beat, Stephanie Pratt knows where she is, Sarah Palin is thankful that Americans are the "most free people on earth," and Kelly Bensimon loves real people, whether they're fictional or not.

Scott Baio's Opinions Continue To Suck

Tracie — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:00:00 EST

Today in Tweet Beat, Scott Baio hates on Lady GaGa, Kate Major says she knows Jon Gosselin is a good person, and Lisa Rinna posts a picture sans makeup.

Eli Roth Attempts Glitter Vampire Look

Tracie — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:20:00 EST

Today in Tweet Beat, Eli Roth doesn't recommend glitter for men, Martha Stewart parties with Diddy, and Jon Favreau cuts his hair with a Flowbee.

Demi Moore Posts Original W Cover Photo

Tracie — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:00:00 EST

Today in Tweet Beat, Demi Moore posts the original photo from her W cover to prove that her hip wasn't Photoshopped out, Chris Brown has a different take on his "Fan Appreciation" tour than its audience, and Danny Wood manscapes.

Lindsay Lohan Has A Passion For Producing, Directing, Writing

Tracie — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:00:00 EST

Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay thinks she's sold a show she's written, Ryan Seacrest is psyched about being taller than Kim Kardashian (when she's not wearing heels), and Simon Pegg meets Mariah Carey.

Lindsay Lohan Tries To Start Dramz With Samantha Ronson

Tracie — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:20:00 EST

Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay catches Sam in a lie, Sarah Palin is finally about to shut down her Governor of Alaska Twitter account, Solange is out-fashioned Beyoncé, and Rivers Cuomo is having a baby (with his wife).

Solange Knowles Endorses Piracy Of Her Dirty Projectors Cover

Tracie — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:00:00 EST

Today in Tweet Beat, Solange Knowles defies her label in support of her indie band cover, Lindsay Lohan wakes up and smells the tanning lotion, and Friday the 13th is Kelly Cutrone's birthday!

Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga

Tracie — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 19:00:00 EST

Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay wouldn't mind Lady Gaga's bear-coattails, Martha Stewart's dogs murdered an opossum, and Hugh Hefner has liked blondes in their 20s since the '30s.

Lisa Rinna Is Starving Herself And Loving It

Tracie — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 19:20:00 EST

Today in Tweet Beat, Lisa Rinna is fasting, Ashton Kutcher bought Demi Moore a green birthday present, and Marie Osmond relates to LaToya Jackson.

Shanna Moakler Apologizes On Twitter For Calling Khloe Kardashian A Donkey

Tracie — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:00:00 EST

Today in Tweet Beat, Shanna Moakler apologizes for calling Khloe Kardashian a donkey on The Wendy Williams Show, Lindsay Lohan says she's "definitely" doing a third album, and Heidi Montag is buying a gun.

Kirstie Alley's Weight Loss Goal Is Awfully Ambitious

Tracie — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:00:00 EST

Today in Tweet Beat, Kirstie Alley is still hung up on publicly losing weight, Holly Madison learns a lesson, and Kathy Najimy learns to spin fire.

Catching Up With The Full House Cast On Twitter

Tracie — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:00:00 EST

Today in Tweet Beat, Bob Saget remembers old times, Candace Cameron has new shoes, Jane Fonda is hanging out with Cat Stevens, and the Fort Hood tragedy reminds Hugh Hefner—and us—how freaking old he is.

Levi Johnston Wants People To Stop Caring About His Twitter Account

Tracie — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:00:00 EST

Today in Tweet Beat, Levi Johnston is concerned about his how much exposure his Tweets get, Lindsay Lohan is still pissed at her dad, and Ice-T's wife Coco has the most awesome cell phone.