Fuck, Marry, Kill: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

The new weird CGI-fest version of the TMNT movie comes out this weekend, making it the perfect time to reflect on ye TMNT of olde. And the most important question of all: Which reptile is the most fuckable? Written last year, but still incredibly apropos, we revisit: Fuck, Marry Kill: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles… » 8/08/14 4:39pm 8/08/14 4:39pm

Let's Send Pizza to People Waiting in Long Lines to Vote

There are people — Americans! — who are currently attempting to vote for President. Unfortunately, the lines are DMV long, there aren't enough voting machines in Ohio (thanks, John Husted, ya jagoff!), and it's very cold and boring to stand in line. To remedy this and keep people's spirits up, why not send those on… » 11/06/12 7:15pm 11/06/12 7:15pm