​Goddammit I Hate Myself For Laughing at This "Dancing" Turtle

This video will not Shock You. It is not the Greatest Most Epic Thing Ever. It's a video of a turtle supposedly twerking to Jason Derulo's "Wiggle" (of course). And it's vertical. Still, I laughed at it (out loud) even though I know I shouldn't have, and now I'm sharing it with you because I am the worst sort of… » 10/18/14 4:18pm 10/18/14 4:18pm