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Ultraprison!
11/28/08

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that's supposed to be a crab? that's nightmare fuel right there.

i'm glad i'm not the only one who thought it was gross, i felt REALLY non-artsy for a minute there. "it's so avant-garde! way to be green!"
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MJ
11/27/08

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My grandmother used to save the big bone cage (I have no idea what that's called!) every year and make a Christmas sleigh out of it. Seriously. She boiled it and painted it red and gold and added fluffy cotton and posed it with tiny reindeer and a Santa doll. When Christmas was over, she'd throw it away - and make a new one the next year.

That's my blood, ya'll!
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MadFab
11/27/08

@MJ: Is your grandmother Morticia Addams?
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aubonpam
11/26/08

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I hate tedious boiling and stripping!
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devilchyld22
11/26/08

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I know what my daughters getting for Christmas this year!
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CrankyOldBroad
11/26/08

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Sorry, the only place a turkey sternum goes after a feast at Cranky Haus is the friggin soup pot. We practice culinary art here.
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sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
11/26/08

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I wonder if the carcass sculptures smell really fowl. Hopefully they're not too expensive and can be purchased for a poultry sum.
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MadFab
11/26/08

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god.prepares.to.welcome.her.new.ovumlord: Oh, you've got some plucking nerve. You'll definitely have egg on your face when the yolk's on you, though.
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BlondeGrlz
11/26/08

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Some people just always need a bone to pick.
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MadFab
11/26/08

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Clearly, *some* people didn't get the whole "don't play with your food" lecture that I heard every single meal of my young life. To think, my mashed potato Egyptian pyramids and brussel sprout deconstructionist abstracts could have really amounted to something.

Thanks, Mom. Thanks a lot.
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musicpup
11/26/08

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I get wanting to use all animal products so as not to be wasteful, but TOYS? That bugger in the picture is just flat-out disturbing.
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NewsBunny
11/26/08

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I am going to see those googly eyes in my nightmares.
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