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yvanehtnioj
02/19/09

In reply to Amy Winehouse To Be Caribbean Queen
I know that Paula Abdul is famously ignorable, but I could really do without her calling one of the contestants "the blind kid".
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southernbelle
02/19/09

In reply to Amy Winehouse To Be Caribbean Queen
"Global Affairs" also sounds like a porno that I might want to see. Is it sad that nearly everyday that I read the dirtbag, I find a few good porno titles?
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Bgirl_Hamster
02/19/09

In reply to Amy Winehouse To Be Caribbean Queen
Dear St. Lucia,

You are in my thoughts and prayers.

Love,

Bgirl_Hamster
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Trashtastic
02/19/09

In reply to Amy Winehouse To Be Caribbean Queen
Jeanne Tripplehorn, I heart you.

AI, you jumped shark with Sanjaya. BOO

Anna Wintour wants Katy Perry and Justin Timberlake in Vogue

In the immortal words of Miz Tionna Smalls, "Girl, get your mind right!"
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Aesop's Foibles. YES.
02/19/09

In reply to Amy Winehouse To Be Caribbean Queen
I just read Dita's comment about being single, and I must say, "global affairs" sounds reeeaaalllly hot. I like her a little more after reading that.
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ObtuseIntolerant
02/19/09

In reply to Amy Winehouse To Be Caribbean Queen
Ben Affleck increasingly strikes me as sweet and well-meaning. What with John Cusack having been revealed to be an uberdouche...I love having my expectations turned on their heads, I must say.
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BlondeGoddess
02/19/09

In reply to Amy Winehouse To Be Caribbean Queen
I cannot hate Coldplay's Viva La Vida. It's what they played all day when Obama won in November, so it still gives me the chills and makes me choke up. In a good way.
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lilbobbytables
02/19/09

In reply to Amy Winehouse To Be Caribbean Queen
Did anyone find Charlize Theron inspiring in Monster? I mean, she was fantastic and deserved her Oscar, but the only inspiration I found in that movie was the inspiration to eat a pint of ice cream and curl up in the fetal position weeping into my Cherry Garcia. Not the best birthday movie, after all...
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Rare Affinity
02/19/09

@lilbobbytables: Charlize got the oscar because she was prepared to be very brave and not look her best in a movie.
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morninggloria
02/19/09

In reply to Amy Winehouse To Be Caribbean Queen
I bet in her new movie that Sandra Bullock teaches the homeless black teenager a few things about manners, and the teenagers teaches Sandra a think or two about just letting lose and having fun, hip-hop style!
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tscheese
02/19/09

In reply to Amy Winehouse To Be Caribbean Queen
Tschita von Tscheese's Guide to Not Looking Like Other Girls

1. Buy clothes that are comfortable and fit you. Also they should cover your vulva. Nothing against your vulva; I'm sure it is lovely. But it might get cold. Also don't buy clothes just because Rachel Zoe or Lindsay Lohan or Heidi Montag told you to. Down that way lies madness.

2. Same goes for nipples. You probably have really rockin' breasticles, but uh, they get chilly. Put a shirt on.

3. Eat things. In the right amount and variety. This I leave up to you.

4. Go for a walk sometimes.

5. Sunscreen.

6. Oh just go fucking nuts with makeup if you want. I can't tell you how to draw a line with liquid eyeliner, or what shade of MAC Creamsicle Explosion Ectoplasm Frappe Forensics looks good on you. Just wear whatever doesn't make you look like an Oompa-Loompa or something dessicated.

7. Guess what? YOU'RE GOING TO GET WRINKLES! Lololololol yeah, no amount of sun avoidance or magical creme will stave that off forever.

8. Bathe. Please.

THERE. VOILA. YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE THE OTHER GIRLS BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE YOURSELF. WHERE IS MY BOOK DEAL.
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lilbobbytables
02/19/09

@tscheese: Well, you had me until this "bathing" thing. But now, I just don't know. I just don't know at all...
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swimmingly
02/19/09

@tscheese: Do I really have to bathe? I mean, that's what makes me unique: my smell.
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lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black
02/19/09

@tscheese: COTD. and its so early. brava.
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BabyJane
02/19/09

@tscheese: Bathing does sound like a lot of work. Is it negotiable?
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bess marvin, girl detective
02/19/09

@tscheese: but...i like my vulva...a lot.
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Rare Affinity
02/19/09

In reply to Amy Winehouse To Be Caribbean Queen
Kate Winslett has been known for years as an actress who always gets her kit off, following in the noble tradition of Helen Mirren.
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ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox)
02/19/09

In reply to Amy Winehouse To Be Caribbean Queen
Little Fockers news just made my morning.
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AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
02/19/09

@ImDatNinja: Seriously. I love DeNiro in comedies. He's rather brilliant at it. Stardust anyone?
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rednrowdy
02/19/09

In reply to Amy Winehouse To Be Caribbean Queen
'confessions of a teen idol' is awesome - i'm really surprised nobody on jezebel is covering it.

i'm with nicolette - no more frogs. ever.
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EdnasEdibles
02/19/09

@rednrowdy: It is awesome. I pretty much want all of them to succeed and I want their therapist to go away. Very very far away.

I did laugh when Eric said that he was almost Batman. But oddly, I don't think he's lying. I don't think it's the truth but I think someone did tell him that. Probably his manager or agent or someone but I don't think he just made it up. He's just sort of gullible.
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BabyJane
02/19/09

@rednrowdy: That show is all kinds of awesome.

I worry about some of the men on that show though. A few of them look like one more bit of rejection and they're going to have a meltdown.
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AuntieBee
02/19/09

In reply to Amy Winehouse To Be Caribbean Queen
Oh Dita, you are making that same silly statement all the beauty book publishers make. I'm disappointed in you.

My new book will tell you how to be different from other girls, by doing the same things and looking the same as the girls who read my book.

Really, a STEP-BY-STEP instruction book is going to churn out people who look the same. Just saying.
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AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
02/19/09

@AuntieBee: My point exactly. Oy.

You don't want your brows to look like everyone else's, so style them in exactly this way.

And I do so love her... usually.
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lilbobbytables
02/19/09

@AuntieBee: I am really hoping this creates an army of Ditas.
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linnyt is a walking cliché
02/19/09

In reply to Amy Winehouse To Be Caribbean Queen
Bethenny Frankel is officially my favorite of all the housewives. This raises her status in my book from 'cool' to 'awesome'.
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BabyJane
02/19/09

@linnyt: I posted this last night, but her calling Luann "the Discountess" put her over the top in my book.
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linnyt is a walking cliché
02/19/09

@BabyJane: ha! i'm sorry I missed that but I'm sure Bravo will give me about 800 chances to see it this weekend.
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BabyJane
02/19/09

@linnyt: True! It's hard to miss an episode when they're repeated that often. You really have to work at it!
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