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Becoming Paris Hilton's New BFF Seems Scary And Weird

Tracie — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 14:40:00 EST

The finale of Paris Hilton's My New BFF was really weird. The two finalists were inexplicably made to put on weird, gross matching outfits and Amy Winehouse-y wigs. The loser was sent up to a hotel room to get a kiss-off letter from Paris, while the winner walked into a creepy Eyes Wide Shut-type masquerade party where everyone stood around silently staring as Paris gave a speech about how she and the BFF will now share a life together. It was just as over-the-top and campy as the rest of the series, and the only thing that was missing was monologue about how hard it is to be pretty. Clip above.

BFFs Are Well-Versed In Body Snarking, Back-Pedaling

Tracie — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 19:00:00 EST

Watcing last night's episode of Paris Hilton's My New BFF, you could tell that the pressure of the competition was getting to the five remaining contestants. They began to eat aerosol cheese straight from the can and then vowed that they'd go on diets starting the following day. This triggered a bad memory of something that one of the girls, Lauren, said to our favorite contestant Corrie: That her butt looks "squished" in her jeans. In the clip above, listen to Lauren's explanation of what she really meant to say when she criticized Corrie's ass.

BFF: "I'm Known As 'Bikini Cory' Because I Earned It"

Tracie — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 15:00:00 EST

You really should be watching Paris Hilton's My New BFF. It's like, ANTM-good. The challenges are original and you can tell that the contestants really want to be friends with Paris. On last night's episode, the ladies were asked to pick up guys in Vegas and bring them home. (The challenge winner was the girl who brought home the most guys.) At the end of the episode, Cory—a girl who has admitted to three plastic surgery operations—was up for elimination after it was discovered that she had slept with her friend's ex-husband, one of her friend's ex-boyfriends, and one of her friends' "baby daddies." She pleaded with Paris to not eliminate her in possibly one of the most amazing speeches in elimination-based reality TV ever. Clip above.

Paris Hilton's BFFs Play 7 Minutes In Heaven With Simon Rex

Tracie — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 15:00:00 EDT

The challenges on Paris Hilton's awesome My New BFF are genius. Last night, they had to play "7 Minutes in Heaven" with one of Paris' friends, Dirt Nasty (Simon Rex's rapping alter-ego. And Simon and Paris used to date.) When it was Clark Gable's granddaughter Kayley's turn with Simon in the closet, she didn't want to disappoint, so she played up her natural assets. Simon said he would refer to her as "thunder buns," a nickname she loved so much, that she humped the door in praise of it. Then a girl listening on the outside went into a genuine panic at the idea that Simon would think there was something thunderous about her buns, too. Clip above.

Earlier: Clark Gable's Granddaughter Kayley Doesn't Give A Damn

Boys (Who Look Like Girls) Do Cry

Tracie — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 13:20:00 EDT

The challenge on last night's episode of Paris Hilton's My New BFF was pretty genius: Paris took the contestants to Knott's Berry Farm, where they had to compete to see who could take the "hottest" pictures on roller coasters. One of the potential BFFs, Onch — the boy who everyone always mistakes for a girl — freaked the fuck out at the prospect of having to go on the scary amusement park rides. This led to some sobbing, puking in several garbage cans, and pleading to Paris to give him a pass on this challenge. Clip above.

Virgin Promotes Abstinence On Paris Hilton's Show

Tracie — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 19:00:00 EDT

Another episode of Paris Hilton's My New BFF aired on Tuesday and we finally caught it today. (Can you blame us for not having the series set to record?) Anyway, Paris ended up playing "I Never" with her wannabes so she could learn a little more about them. You will not be shocked to learn that most of them have posed for naked photos, dated men their parents' age, and had their breasts done (three times, for one.). But you will be surprised to learn that one of the contestants is a virgin. The young woman, who was up for elimination, made a plea to stay, explaining that she desperately wants to be a role model for girls. Yeah, being on Paris Hilton's reality show is a perfect way to prove that. Not! Clip above.