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    Becoming Paris Hilton's New BFF Seems Scary And Weird

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    BFF: "I'm Known As 'Bikini Cory' Because I Earned It"

    Paris Hilton's BFFs Play 7 Minutes In Heaven With Simon Rex

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    Image of mllej mllej
    12/03/08

    In reply to Becoming Paris Hilton's New BFF Seems Scary And Weird
    Does becoming BFF come with a hairbrush?
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    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    12/03/08

    In reply to Becoming Paris Hilton's New BFF Seems Scary And Weird
    The whole premise of this show creeps me out...
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/03/08

    In reply to Becoming Paris Hilton's New BFF Seems Scary And Weird
    This is the second post in as many days that has me hearing the organ theme from Phantom of the Opera.
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    Image of R_Claw R_Claw
    12/03/08

    In reply to Becoming Paris Hilton's New BFF Seems Scary And Weird
    I don't get this show, what do you win exactly?
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    Image of Sukie in the Graveyard Sukie in the Graveyard
    12/03/08

    @R_Claw...v.2.01 now comes with hope for the future.: that's the great part - there aren't actually any cash prizes or rent free apartments.


    You JUST get the honor of being a friend of Paris.


    And yet, there were so many people lining up for this.


    Reality TV has hit a new high (or low?)

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    Image of EdnasEdibles EdnasEdibles
    12/03/08

    @R_Claw...v.2.01 now comes with hope for the future.: Exactly! There's not even a cash prize. You just get the joy of having a onesided non-equal friendship with someone who probably travels way too much and is rarely in town.


    It's a sad sick world when Paris has numerous people fighting to be her BFF and I can't even get some biznatches to come to my book club meetings.

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    Image of emilypdx emilypdx
    12/03/08

    In reply to Becoming Paris Hilton's New BFF Seems Scary And Weird
    "I've grown to care..." That's so precious! Paris's heart grew two sizes that day!!
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/03/08

    @emilypdx: And so did that weird bump on her hoo-ha.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/03/08

    In reply to Becoming Paris Hilton's New BFF Seems Scary And Weird
    This reminds me of how I felt in first grade when the girl who I thought was my best friend accepted a Best Friends necklace from someone else and started wearing it every day.


    First grade.

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    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    12/03/08

    @morninggloria: I had drama at my 2nd grade bday splash when my everyday bff gave me a heart friends necklace and my other bff (she lived far away) started crying.


    Friendz - I haz em.

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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/03/08

    In reply to Becoming Paris Hilton's New BFF Seems Scary And Weird
    So, are you saying I should stop putting my BFF in odd wigs and dragging her to masked gang bangs? What next - no more ball bags?
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    12/03/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: ball Gags. Yeesh.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    12/03/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: Well, don't knock ball bags until you've tried 'em!
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    Image of Notes from the underwhelmed Notes from the underwhelmed
    12/03/08

    In reply to Becoming Paris Hilton's New BFF Seems Scary And Weird
    Oh, but the special that was on after... "The Inner Circle" where Paris and her friends sat on a bed in pajamas talking about what it took to be a good friend to her. That was priceless. I'm totally going to make my friends do that everytime I start hanging out with someone new.


    Also- did you guys see the previews for that new "Bromance" show. Good lord.

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    12/03/08

    @Notes from the underwhelmed: It's a good out for socially-inept people like me. I don't have few friends; I just have such a stringent screening process that I need a game show to sort it all out.
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    Image of Sukie in the Graveyard Sukie in the Graveyard
    12/03/08

    In reply to Becoming Paris Hilton's New BFF Seems Scary And Weird
    the slumber party aftershow was really cute though. (I secretly wish her aunt Kyle was my aunt)
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    12/03/08

    In reply to Becoming Paris Hilton's New BFF Seems Scary And Weird
    The gravitas of the participants made that one of the funniest clips I have ever seen.
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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    12/03/08

    In reply to Becoming Paris Hilton's New BFF Seems Scary And Weird
    What drugs were the producers on to come up with that finale?


    "It's like...Marie Antoinette and Cirque de Soleil!"

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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    12/03/08

    @The HZA.: With Eyes Wide Shut and Moulin Rouge thrown in for good measure.
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    12/03/08

    @The HZA.: The concept of this episode had to have been thought up in a meth lab.
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    Image of Sukie in the Graveyard Sukie in the Graveyard
    12/03/08

    In reply to Becoming Paris Hilton's New BFF Seems Scary And Weird
    Gah! I watched this! I was so happy Brittany won. She is kick-ass.
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    12/03/08

    @Sukie in the Graveyard: Word. I am ashamed that I was a fan of this show, but Brittany is cool.
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    Image of Mediokra Mediokra
    12/03/08

    @Sukie in the Graveyard: Loved this show. Watched it every Tuesday with the boyf. I was so worried Paris was going to choose creepy Vanessa! Yay for Brittany. I'm not sure what I'm going to do on Tuesdays now. I have a Paris-shaped void in my life...
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    Image of hannapdx hannapdx
    12/03/08

    In reply to Becoming Paris Hilton's New BFF Seems Scary And Weird
    Now for both girls to scamper off into reality TV oblivion. I highly doubt Brittney will be Paris's BFF. Paris is her own BFF
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    12/03/08

    In reply to Becoming Paris Hilton's New BFF Seems Scary And Weird
    I gotta give Paris credit--she gave the girls masks so the loser could hide behind it as she cried. They don't do that on The Bachelor.
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    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    12/03/08

    @sammyboombaladdy: I don't think that was intentional...
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    Image of Fruitcake Charlie Fruitcake Charlie
    12/03/08

    In reply to Becoming Paris Hilton's New BFF Seems Scary And Weird
    I never quite understood how homoerotic this whole "bff" thing was.
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    Image of PhillyLass PhillyLass
    12/03/08

    @Fruitcake Charlie: Ha! I was thinking the same thing. Paris's speech sounded a little like the toast at every wedding I've ever been to-- "please join me in celebrating OUR new life TOGETHER, blah blah."


    Does this poor sap get anything besides the dubious distinction of Paris's bff? Is there money? A penthouse apartment? A new wardrobe? Seriously, what's the real payoff for going through this bizarre ritual?

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