Becoming Paris Hilton's New BFF Seems Scary And Weird

The finale of Paris Hilton's My New BFF was really weird. The two finalists were inexplicably made to put on weird, gross matching outfits and Amy Winehouse-y wigs. The loser was sent up to a hotel room to get a kiss-off letter from Paris, while the winner walked into a creepy Eyes Wide Shut-type masquerade party… » 12/03/08 2:40pm 12/03/08 2:40pm

BFFs Are Well-Versed In Body Snarking, Back-Pedaling

Watcing last night's episode of Paris Hilton's My New BFF » 11/19/08 7:00pm 11/19/08 7:00pm, you could tell that the pressure of the competition was getting to the five remaining contestants. They began to eat aerosol cheese straight from the can and then vowed that they'd go on diets starting the following day. This triggered a bad memory of…

BFF: "I'm Known As 'Bikini Cory' Because I Earned It"

You really should be watching Paris Hilton's My New BFF » 11/12/08 3:00pm 11/12/08 3:00pm. It's like, -good. The challenges are original and you can tell that the contestants want to be friends with Paris. On last night's episode, the ladies were asked to pick up guys in Vegas and bring them home. (The challenge winner was the girl who brought home…

Paris Hilton's BFFs Play 7 Minutes In Heaven With Simon Rex

The challenges on Paris Hilton's awesome My New BFF » 10/29/08 3:00pm 10/29/08 3:00pm are genius. Last night, they had to play "7 Minutes in Heaven" with one of Paris' friends, Dirt Nasty (Simon Rex's rapping alter-ego. And Simon and Paris used to date.) When it was 's turn with Simon in the closet, she didn't want to disappoint, so she played up her…

Boys (Who Look Like Girls) Do Cry

The challenge on last night's episode of Paris Hilton's My New BFF » 10/15/08 1:20pm 10/15/08 1:20pm was pretty genius: Paris took the contestants to Knott's Berry Farm, where they had to compete to see who could take the "hottest" pictures on roller coasters. One of the potential BFFs, Onch — the boy who everyone always mistakes for a girl — freaked…

Virgin Promotes Abstinence On Paris Hilton's Show

Another episode of Paris Hilton's My New BFF » 10/09/08 7:00pm 10/09/08 7:00pm aired on Tuesday and we finally caught it today. (Can you blame us for not having the series set to record?) Anyway, Paris ended up playing "I Never" with her wannabes so she could learn a little more about them. You will not be shocked to learn that most of them have…