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    True Beauty May Be The Worst TV Show In Broadcast History

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    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    01/13/09

    In reply to True Beauty May Be The Worst TV Show In Broadcast History
    I like a lot of trashy shows, but I will not be watching this one.
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    Image of sequined sequined
    01/13/09

    In reply to True Beauty May Be The Worst TV Show In Broadcast History
    Can I also say that I probably would not have given money to the fake charity girl on the street (unless I literally had change in-hand anyway) because I feel like those are sometimes scams (which this one WAS!). I don't think that makes me a bad person. I give money to charity in other ways, and that's FINE!
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    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    01/13/09

    @sequined: yeah, I don't either, and I do give money to reputable charities like my local food bank.
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    Image of Sukie in the Graveyard Sukie in the Graveyard
    01/13/09

    In reply to True Beauty May Be The Worst TV Show In Broadcast History
    I want Billy to explain EVERYTHING to me.


    What's back in, Billy? The Tuck? Got It. It's in the vault. You're a Rock Star.


    I'm assuming the rest is .... not so great?

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    Image of CollegeBookworm CollegeBookworm
    01/13/09

    In reply to True Beauty May Be The Worst TV Show In Broadcast History
    This show? Hideously awful. A friend kind of forced me to watch it yesterday, and I sat through the full hour, and it killed me.
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    Image of funnyface funnyface
    01/13/09

    In reply to True Beauty May Be The Worst TV Show In Broadcast History
    I dunno, the NPR "Fresh Air" TV critic said that "Momma's Boys" is the worst show on TV and that it actually was so bad it made him reconsider his career as a TV critic. But this looks pretty awful too.
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    Image of the dodo, the cuckoo, and the nene the dodo, the cuckoo, and the nene
    01/13/09

    @funnyface: I heard that too. I will never watch that show. I didn't realize that I had True Beauty on as background noise last night..never again.
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    Image of gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy
    01/13/09

    In reply to True Beauty May Be The Worst TV Show In Broadcast History
    Sadly, I watch this show, only because it's on after The Bachelor, which I only watch for the chuckle factor and because this bachelor seems genuinely sweet, and these people?


    NOT BEAUTIFUL. I don't know where they came from, but I've seen more beautiful people walking through Target. Seriously. And the egos are beyond immense, to the point where I just want to throw things at the screen, but it's a nice HDTV and my hubs would have a meltdown if I did.


    Grrrr....why do I watch such trash? Why?

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    Image of Treeless Treeless
    01/13/09

    @gerbilsoutofexile.anti-depressant withdrawal back with a ve...: Oh goddammit! I missed the premiere of The Bachelor!
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    Image of sequined sequined
    01/13/09

    @gerbilsoutofexile.anti-depressant withdrawal back with a ve...: This Bachelor seems great; he's from near Seattle, so I read a big article in the local paper about him. I like him a lot. The women seem a little needy and demanding, though; I don't think I like that.
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    Image of gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy
    01/13/09

    @Treeless: @sequined: He was the bachelor that bitchy girl turned down last Bachelorette. He's a single daddy and just seems so nice.


    And there are some crazy chicks on this go-round. Well, there always are, but seriously. It's also different that there are single moms included, especially this one young mother whose husband was killed in a plane crash when thier daughter was only 10 weeks old. She's a little strained looking, but very kind.

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    gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy was starred gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy was unstarred
    Image of MissMal MissMal
    01/13/09

    In reply to True Beauty May Be The Worst TV Show In Broadcast History
    True Story: MissMal once went on vacation with Vanessa Minnillo and family.
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    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    01/13/09

    @MissMal: Why? And was Nick Lachey there?
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    Image of Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini
    01/13/09

    In reply to True Beauty May Be The Worst TV Show In Broadcast History
    wtf? wow. how awful.


    Sorry honey, the tuck is not in and hopefully will never be in again. Also, bleach blond is not in, nor is doucheyness but that hasn't stopped you.

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    Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini was starred Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini was unstarred
    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    01/13/09

    In reply to True Beauty May Be The Worst TV Show In Broadcast History
    Also, I choose to believe that the people on this show are actors playing parts. I will believe the same of Tool Academy. This may not be true, but I have to believe it. To, like, go on living.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    01/13/09

    In reply to True Beauty May Be The Worst TV Show In Broadcast History
    It's also offensive, stupid, incoherent, boring, lacking in suspense, and with no payoff whatsoever.


    Sadie, can I steal this as an all-purpose insult for everything? I can't wait to lash out at someone with this, all building volume and not taking a breath.

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    Image of devilchyld22 devilchyld22
    01/13/09

    @tscheese: Honestly, if it wasn't for me stealing lines straight from other Jezzies, I wouldn't say anything at all.


    Without you ladies, I'd be mute. Such a sad, sad thought.

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    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    01/13/09

    @devilchyld22: Are your non-Jezebelling friends starting to speak semi-fluent Jez? That's when you know you're spending too much time on here....
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    Image of battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch
    01/13/09

    In reply to True Beauty May Be The Worst TV Show In Broadcast History
    Oh, come one, it's much more entertaining than that. In the first episode the first 'temptation' was leaving out a pile of medical files on the other contestants and seeing if the Beautiful People could resist. The second episode featured CJ and whatsherface pretending they were a fucking charity to rip people off for money. And various Beautiful People shaking their moneymaker for free clothes. The bike 'test' is just the final test to decide which of the 'bottom 2' get cut. I think it's freaking hilarious, I watch it when 'Momma's Boys' is on commercial.
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    01/13/09

    In reply to True Beauty May Be The Worst TV Show In Broadcast History
    I think this show may be Ashton Kutcher's biggest practical joke ever. I'm 95% sure America is the unsuspecting featured guest on a Very Special New Year's episode of Punk'd.
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    01/13/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: Additionally, Ashton loses all points he gained with that "Why I love Demi so" soliloquy he did on the Tyra show. The real question is, "Why do you hate the rest of us?"
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    Image of Cafezinha Cafezinha
    01/13/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: Oh, that's clever...I should start a betting pool with my more TV-hip friends.
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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    01/13/09

    In reply to True Beauty May Be The Worst TV Show In Broadcast History
    Is "the tuck" anything like the tuck rule? Because that won the Patriots a SuperBowl a few years back (sort of). I'm therefore a fan of "the tuck."
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    Image of sassyredhead sassyredhead
    01/13/09

    In reply to True Beauty May Be The Worst TV Show In Broadcast History
    Haven't had the pleasure of watching this...it's on against "Momma's Boys" and I am watching that TRASHTASTIC show!
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    Image of prestocaro fears the culling prestocaro fears the culling
    01/13/09

    @sassyredhead: My sentiments exactly. If you want me to sell out Mrs. B, it better be good (or equally bad, if not worse)
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    prestocaro fears the culling was starred prestocaro fears the culling was unstarred
    Image of Penny Penny
    01/13/09

    In reply to True Beauty May Be The Worst TV Show In Broadcast History
    This makes my humanity hurt.
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    Image of Sophie needs to study...damn Sophie needs to study...damn
    01/13/09

    @Penny Plastic (Archetype): You should get a doctor to look at that.
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