"My Ear Is Leaking Blood": Your Worst Travel Stories

As we suspected, your worst travel stories involve far more than TSA pat-downs and long tarmac waits. Herewith, your tales of masturbation, voyeurism, and trombones in transit — just in time to make a run-of-the-mill holiday delay feel almost pleasant. » 12/14/10 4:11pm 12/14/10 4:11pm