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    Nicole Richie's Jewelry Line Is Cute, Cheap
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    Image of sybann sybann
    10/29/08

    In reply to Nicole Richie's Jewelry Line Is Cute, Cheap
    PETA... conversation... Heh.


    Monologue.

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    Image of The Queen of No The Queen of No
    10/29/08

    In reply to Nicole Richie's Jewelry Line Is Cute, Cheap
    I don't even understand why Candie's is bothering with an anti-TeenSex campaign. Don't they know those don't work? How about a pro-SafeSex campaign aimed at teens? Oh, whatever. I miss Singled Out era Jenny McCarthy.
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    10/29/08

    In reply to Nicole Richie's Jewelry Line Is Cute, Cheap
    "she moves like a whisper commanding a goddess gown as easily as a patterned T"


    Well yeah, it's not the goddess gowns that are hard to command, it's the unruly garments like stirrup pants or pegged jeans...

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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    10/29/08

    @Mkp-hearts-nyc: I know what you mean. Skinny jeans can take even the best of us down.
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    Image of Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit) Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit)
    10/29/08

    @Mkp-hearts-nyc: When you peg your jeans you are really at their command, what with all the kneeling and re-pegging.
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    10/29/08

    In reply to Nicole Richie's Jewelry Line Is Cute, Cheap
    Really, Candie's? Weren't you just posing Hayden P. in a bunch of girly pink backgrounds with pigtails and shit?
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    Image of gobblegirl gobblegirl
    10/29/08

    @hellodarling! lurves FPOTUS Obama!: It's okay to look at nearly-naked barely-legal girls... you just can't touch them. Duh.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    10/29/08

    In reply to Nicole Richie's Jewelry Line Is Cute, Cheap
    Who the hell is Colin First? Isn't there a Colin Firth? Did they say Firth, and someone thought they had a lisp?
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    10/29/08

    In reply to Nicole Richie's Jewelry Line Is Cute, Cheap
    Zac Efron can ditch the Calvins and wear some tscheese instead, if you know what I mean. Rawr.
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    10/29/08

    @tscheese: Where were you for our Daniel Radcliffe duel this morning? I finally had to actually make fondue just to get some use out of the forks... We now must fight over Lord Efron. Let's say..9ish.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    10/29/08

    @Mkp-hearts-nyc: Oh, I must have been too busy canoodling with Shia LaBeouf.


    Sure, but just remember, I'll expelliarmus you into next Tuesday.

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    Image of Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit) Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit)
    10/29/08

    @tscheese: I finally saw "Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" and even with that crazy pompadour hairstyle I thought "Uh, he's legal age, right? Cuz he could get it."
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    Image of AuntieBee AuntieBee
    10/29/08

    In reply to Nicole Richie's Jewelry Line Is Cute, Cheap
    Dear PETA;
    Oh for crying out loud. Hags from Hell? You know, I am all for the prevention of animal cruelty, but these ridiculous statements are precisely why I wouldn't join your organization. Well, that and how it's a conflict of interest with my job that would get me fired. Going forward, try to stay on topic, please.
    Thanks,
    AuntieBee
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    Image of EkaterinaBallerina EkaterinaBallerina
    10/29/08

    @AuntieBee: Notice how one of the protestors was wearing what we can assume to be a faux fur hoodie? Seems a little odd to me even if it was faux. I am also very much for the prevention of animal cruelty but I find the way that PETA goes about it just plain wrong. Memo to PETA: stop focusing on the celebrities and start focusing on the animals! You plant three twits in front of an Olsen twins party when the Virunga National Park in the Congo was overrun by rebels and the park rangers are missing and the safety of endangered gorillas is still unknown. What animals exactly are you concerned with!?!
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    Image of Delia_Green Delia_Green
    10/29/08

    @AuntieBee: @ekaterinaballerina: Thirded. I'm a vegetarian and support animal rights (although not quite animal "liberation", one of the many disagreements with PETA) but also a feminist and a thinking human being. Did anyone notice the five o'clock shadows on the masks? And the ridiculous and unrealistic "ugly" faces? I really can't stand the Olsen twins, but calling them hairy and ugly, no matter who or what they "murdered", is bad for women and just disgusting. The problem with PETA is that they care more about animals than PEOPLE. Way to contribute to the impossible beauty standards that continue to keep women insecure and second class citizens, all so you can cause a little stink about fur. I can't stand cliches... but the whole honey vs. vinegar thing seems appropriate.
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    Image of AuntieBee AuntieBee
    10/30/08

    @Delia_Green: As my Dad is always pointing out... people actually are animals.
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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    10/29/08

    In reply to Nicole Richie's Jewelry Line Is Cute, Cheap
    I'm sorry, Sadie, cause I love you, but that jewelry is pretty hideous (IMHO). I wish people would stop "designing" shit when they don't know jack about design. Lauren Conrad, I'm looking at you too.
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    Image of UnSeelie...I am baaack! UnSeelie...I am baaack!
    10/29/08

    In reply to Nicole Richie's Jewelry Line Is Cute, Cheap
    "laptop for women." ?


    just no.

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    Image of Ratinski Ratinski
    10/29/08

    In reply to Nicole Richie's Jewelry Line Is Cute, Cheap
    I think I'll stick with my MacBook. Glossy white just goes with my wardrobe better.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    10/29/08

    In reply to Nicole Richie's Jewelry Line Is Cute, Cheap
    I'm wearing DvF right now and I'm sure as hell not moving like a whisper.
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    10/29/08

    @sarah.not.palin.will.vote.for.obama.on.tuesday: Am not wearing mine right now, but if I'm walking where I want my life to go, a lunch break Whole Paycheck trip was not in the master plan.


    Life: clearly I doin' it wrong.

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    Image of Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit) Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit)
    10/29/08

    @sarah.not.palin.will.vote.for.obama.on.tuesday: When I wear my DVF wrap dress knockoff (hello, recession!) I damn well walk like a whisper, cuz if I did my usual commanding stride the thing would fly open and show the world my juujuubees.


    Yes, TMI, I haz it.

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    Image of thelawschooldropout thelawschooldropout
    10/29/08

    @Dagnabbit.: She's like the wind?


    Or maybe not?

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    Image of hussein persepolis hussein hussein persepolis hussein
    10/29/08

    @sarah.not.palin.will.vote.for.obama.on.tuesday: I usually walk like a screaming, stomping noisy mcnoisersons. Especially in my DVF knock-offs.
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    Image of Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit) Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit)
    10/29/08

    @hussein persepolis hussein: Why am I imagining Godzilla in drag?
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    Image of Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit) Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit)
    10/29/08

    @thelawschooldropout: If that's a Dirty Dancing ref, I wuvs.
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    Image of hussein persepolis hussein hussein persepolis hussein
    10/29/08

    @Dagnabbit.: That's Ms. Godzilla to you bish!
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    10/29/08

    In reply to Nicole Richie's Jewelry Line Is Cute, Cheap
    RE: Project Runway


    Grown ups always ruin the fun for us kids.

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    Image of rollergirl76 rollergirl76
    10/29/08

    In reply to Nicole Richie's Jewelry Line Is Cute, Cheap
    Is the Candies ad supposed to keep you from having sex or make you buy their shoes? I was super confused by this one. When I first saw Jenny McCarthy pop her head into the car, I thought she was going to start lecturing them about the dangers of vaccinating children.
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    Image of UnSeelie...I am baaack! UnSeelie...I am baaack!
    10/29/08

    In reply to Nicole Richie's Jewelry Line Is Cute, Cheap
    Nicole calls her jewelery 'House of Harlow' right? I think that is very cute.
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    Image of Triphena Triphena
    10/29/08

    In reply to Nicole Richie's Jewelry Line Is Cute, Cheap
    Wait, that Candies ad was real? I thought it was a joke. Really? Seriously?
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    Image of cassis LOL cassis LOL
    10/29/08

    @Triphena: I kinda thought it was a joke as well. Especially since it was in the middle of sexfest GG.
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    Image of jemandtheholograms jemandtheholograms
    10/29/08

    @Triphena: well at least i'm not the only one who was totally confused by it. not only was i confused about the commercial, but i was confused as to if it was the shoe company Candie (which apparently it was) which makes it wayyy weirder.
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    Image of Triphena Triphena
    10/29/08

    @cassis: @jemandtheholograms: And was that Jenny McCarthy doing the baby-shoving?
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