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    Weirdly Breathless Account Of Obama Dinner Menu Assures Us That No Detail Will Go Unreported!

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    Image of chatterboxwriting chatterboxwriting
    02/23/09

    In reply to Weirdly Breathless Account Of Obama Dinner Menu Assures Us That No Detail Will Go Unreported!
    None of this food sounds any good to me, except the pistachios in the salad. I'd rather have a regular old tossed salad with a good piece of sirloin and a baked potato.
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    02/23/09

    In reply to Weirdly Breathless Account Of Obama Dinner Menu Assures Us That No Detail Will Go Unreported!
    ok, this is making my poor girl's lunch of microwaved burrito and slightly mushy banana feel intimidated.


    P.S. I love scallops, toooooo! Obama and I should be twinBFFsssss!!!11!

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    02/23/09

    In reply to Weirdly Breathless Account Of Obama Dinner Menu Assures Us That No Detail Will Go Unreported!
    *sighs* this only makes me feel worse about my grand Monday night dinner plan:


    Appetizer: two Girl Scout thin mints. I will deny to my last breath that third cookie.

    Main Course: half of a Hamburger Helper Italian Lasagna meal, accompanied by salad out of the sack with some half frozen cucumbers on top and drizzled with ranch.

    Dessert: more GIrl Scout cookies.

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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    02/23/09

    @Reinette: You act like there is something wrong with that. At least you are eating your veggies!
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    02/23/09

    In reply to Weirdly Breathless Account Of Obama Dinner Menu Assures Us That No Detail Will Go Unreported!
    You all realize the entree is a very chic surf and turf.
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    02/23/09

    In reply to Weirdly Breathless Account Of Obama Dinner Menu Assures Us That No Detail Will Go Unreported!
    Heh. Spottswoode is the "now get over here and suck my cock" guy from Team America.


    I am so cultured it hurts sometimes.

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    02/23/09

    In reply to Weirdly Breathless Account Of Obama Dinner Menu Assures Us That No Detail Will Go Unreported!
    If Jesus had tabloids, I imagine the Last Supper would have been covered as such:


    Christ and his all male guests lounged on vintage, fleece, loom-woven cushions, placed leisurely at an Asian-Inspired drop leaf dinner table (Table: Pottery Barn, $799). Eschewing cutlery, they opted for one of a kind stoneware, created by Nazerene villagers.


    Amusee Course: As only the 2nd most popular person, we've neglected the details of Our Lord's appetizer selections.


    Entree Course: Whole-grain unleavened bread, with extra pure olive oil and red pepper for dipping

    Wine Pairing: My Blood Meritage blend; Israel


    Dessert: A true pragmatist, Our Lord denies desert in order to retain his handsome figure.


    Sermon: One of You Amongst Us Is About To Betray Me

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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    02/23/09

    @pandorasmittens: Can the guests at least have the option to consume milk and honey?
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    02/23/09

    @morninggloria: Guests may drink water, but they will be forewarned about the guest of honor's penchant for turning water into wine. Gentiles in attendance may also partake in an all you can eat buffet of loaves and fishes.
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    02/23/09

    @pandorasmittens: "My Blood Meritage blend; Israel"


    AHHHHahahahahaha!


    Oh, man... that tickles me....

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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    02/23/09

    In reply to Weirdly Breathless Account Of Obama Dinner Menu Assures Us That No Detail Will Go Unreported!
    Curse you! Now I am starving! And all I have is stale candy. Maybe if I look sad, scallops will appear...
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    Image of thisisunclear thisisunclear
    02/23/09

    @lilbobbytables: This menu is killing me, as just an hour ago I was the sad girl at Whole Foods, staring at $16.99/pound scallops in the seafood case, saying "maybe just 2?" and then deciding to be more practical and buy a potato.


    Mr. President, scallops for the people, please!

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    02/23/09

    In reply to Weirdly Breathless Account Of Obama Dinner Menu Assures Us That No Detail Will Go Unreported!
    not a single fully vegan item on the menu... :(
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    Image of Sandicomm Sandicomm
    02/23/09

    In reply to Weirdly Breathless Account Of Obama Dinner Menu Assures Us That No Detail Will Go Unreported!
    Ugh, that meal would be the death knell for me. Yummy shellfish and yummy nuts--and yet, they're my two biggest allergies.


    What do they do for people who are allergic to shellfish? Or to people who eat kosher? /curious

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    02/23/09

    @Sandicomm: they ask if you have dietary restrictions.
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    02/23/09

    @Sandicomm: I feel your pain. I have a shellfish allergy and just went to a conference in New Orleans. It is in *everything* there, I feel like I barely made it out alive! When I told them, I'd generally get a vegetarian option, which I think they tend to have on hand usually (and it was yummy, so no complaints!).


    I'd guess the WH has vegetarian on hand, which (if well chosen) can also take care of kosher and halaal requirements.

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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    02/23/09

    In reply to Weirdly Breathless Account Of Obama Dinner Menu Assures Us That No Detail Will Go Unreported!
    Also, did she say that Earth, Wind and Fire performed at the White House? Got to have that FUNK!
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    02/23/09

    @badmutha: By the Marine Corps band no less. They are super badass.
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    Image of sarcasticusername sarcasticusername
    02/23/09

    @GirlSailor: actually both the marine corps band and earth, wind and fire performed.
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    02/23/09

    @sarcasticusername: Hmmm... I like my version better.
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    02/23/09

    In reply to Weirdly Breathless Account Of Obama Dinner Menu Assures Us That No Detail Will Go Unreported!
    I feel so uncultured. What is agnolottis?
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    02/23/09

    @Jessi Ramsey: Kind of like ravioli. Filled pasta.
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    02/23/09

    @NellMood: Ahh okay. Thank you!
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    02/23/09

    In reply to Weirdly Breathless Account Of Obama Dinner Menu Assures Us That No Detail Will Go Unreported!
    What's a sunchoke?
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    02/23/09

    @burningdinner: They're also called Jerusalem artichokes. It's a root vegetable.
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    02/23/09

    @NellMood: Thanks :)
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    02/23/09

    @burningdinner: Sunchokes were the veg-of-the-hour a year or two back. For awhile it seemed like half the dishes on Top Chef had some version of sunchokes in them. Sunchoke purée, sunchoke aioli, sunchoke gratin, sunchoke soup, and so on.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    02/23/09

    @burningdinner: Sure! Sunchokes are one of those things I would read on menus constantly for a while and would never remember what they were. The definition is finally sticking.
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    02/23/09

    In reply to Weirdly Breathless Account Of Obama Dinner Menu Assures Us That No Detail Will Go Unreported!
    Hooray for Oregon wine!
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    02/23/09

    In reply to Weirdly Breathless Account Of Obama Dinner Menu Assures Us That No Detail Will Go Unreported!
    Fried cheese... with club sauce...
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    Image of gangey gangey
    02/23/09

    @morninggloria: Shrimp... with spicy club sauce...
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    02/23/09

    In reply to Weirdly Breathless Account Of Obama Dinner Menu Assures Us That No Detail Will Go Unreported!
    I'm going to go home and call my cheap-ass Corelle "Truman." Just to make it feel better.
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