[Miami Beach, July 15. A model walks the runway at the Trina Turk 2011 fashion show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Swim at the Raleigh. Image via Getty]

Fashion Group International of Los Angeles' 'Meet The Designers' at the Standard Hotel was, it must be said, a train-wreck. I wish these designers would show up on Project Runway to hear Michael take on these monstrous getups.

• Posh and Becks are in an underwear ad, together! David seems to be deep in thought, perhaps pondering the wisdom of letting Armani give him hair that belongs on a Lego newscaster. Narrate Victoria's inner monologue in the comments! [Telegraph]