Woman Artists Remix 'Hotline Bling,' Tell Drake to Sit The Fuck Down 

Recently, as if acting of their own volition or by the direction of some cruel puppeteer, my hands navigated to iTunes and purchased Drake’s single “Hotline Bling.” At first I bemoaned this purchase, which I was certain would result in nothing more than the foolhardy loss of $1.29 and some extra data languishing on my… »11/17/15 6:50pm11/17/15 6:50pm


Khloe Kardashian Left French Montana Because He Needs Her Too Much

A Kardashian has broken up with a guy while pretending their relationship was ever a real thing in the first place. LOL. But since the Kardashian in question is Khloe, the most sensible of the brood in my opinion, I’ll give her a pass. But let's be real, French Montana was mainly a press-savvy rebound. »9/10/14 5:45pm9/10/14 5:45pm

Farrah Abraham Made a Rubber Mold of Her Vagina So You Can Hump It

Great news! If you've always wanted to have sexual intercourse with a cold, lifeless replica of Teen Mom Farrah Abraham's genitals, YOUR TIME IS NEAR. Abraham had a professional cast made of her naked body and will be releasing a line of Farrah-Abraham's-genitals-shaped novelties in early 2014. No shame in that game,… »9/23/13 8:00pm9/23/13 8:00pm