It's supposed to be a tree! a tree!
Some cats are bush dwellers. Other cats are tree dwellers. This cat wants to be a tree dweller, but is clearly a poseur whose insatiable self-consciousness has ruined Christmas. Way to go, cat. Every time a Christmas tree gets knocked over, one of Santa's elves shoots itself.
A woman in Tasmania was wrapping presents by her Christmas tree when she got a very special surprise gift: a baby girl! She went into labor on Christmas Eve, of all times, and by the time the ambulance arrived she was too far along to be taken to the hospital. So she had the baby right there under the tree! Her…