Today is shaping up to be pretty bad for fans of Tina Fey and Amy Poehler (aka everyone). It seems NBC will give 30 Rock one final shortened season and then it will be kaput. But it also looks very much like Parks and Recreation and Community will be given abbreviated "send off" seasons and then will also be killed…

There have been seven divorces that have occurred on The Real Housewives franchise in the five years since its premiere. The most recent casualty of this "divorce curse," Vicki Gunvalson, blames reality TV for her marital troubles telling CNN recently, "We didn't have 90 percent of the problems that we have now and I…

• Ugh. 90s weight-loss spitfire Susan Powter has a video message for Gabourey Sidibe:

• Someone is trying to sell the needle Dr. Conrad Murray allegedly used to give Michael Jackson the drugs that killed him to Las Vegas auction houses for $5 million. A source explains:

• Corey Feldman says he was woken up today by his brother and sister who, "Informed me of the loss of my brother Corey Haim. My eyes weren't even open all the way when the tears started streaming down my face."

Today in Tweet Beat, Jon Gosselin has changed his outlook on life and Kate Gosselin, Travis Barker gets a tattoo memorializing DJ AM and Josh Groban tries out ChatRoulette.

• Sunday in Venice, Angelina Jolie went out with Brad Pitt, their six kids, and her father, Jon Voight.

• Lindsay Lohan is preparing herself for the release of a sex tape that's making the rounds in L.A. — apparently, by attending a sex toy launch at the Hollywood club Voyeur in a low-cut, see-through top with no bra.

Today in Tweet Beat, celebs like Pete Wentz, Alyssa Milano, and Simon Pegg tweet about the "balloon boy," Travis Barker is having his tattoo of Shanna Moakler's name covered up, and Paula Abdul is confused.

• Jon Gosselin brought his daughter a birthday cake that read, "Happy Birthday Maddy" today. The only problem? Her name is spelled "Mady." But it's not "Johnathon's" fault: Entertainment Tonight ordered the cake for him.

Today in Tweet Beat, Martha Stewart does some marketing research, Lisa Rinna is afraid of camel toe, Robin Antin is afraid of buns, and Michael Jackson's dermatologist invites you to an open bar.

• Filming of Sex And The City 2 has gotten "chaotic," with crazed fans "bombarding the set." An eyewitness says:

• Did Madonna collapse twice during her show in Sofia, Bulgaria?

• Blink-182 paid tribute to their friend DJ AM , who was found dead on Friday, with a moment of silence at their concert in Hartford, CT last night; a video of the tearful tribute can be seen here. [YouTube]

• Police are investigating whether the people who robbed Lindsay Lohan are the same people who broke into Audrina Patridge's home in February. Male robbers in both cases looks similar and in both incidents the burglars walked in through unlocked doors.

• There's a rumor going around that Lady Gaga is intersex. Supposedly she said, "It's not something that I'm ashamed of, just isn't something that I go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia..."

• After partying at a local bar, Jon Gosselin reportedly brought a 23-year-old cocktail waitress back to his apartment over the garage of his Pennsylvania home. She left the next morning wearing the same outfit. Jon claims she's just the babysitter.

• Is Brad Pitt done with showbiz? It almost seems like he's dropping hints:

• Angelina Jolie, as you may know, was in Baghdad yesterday. Saint Angelina walked through a makeshift settlement where 20,000 displaced Iraqis live, and said:

• Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston have split after less than a year together. A source says the breakup was a result of Miley's traveling, and not Nick Jonas, although he and Miley "have been spending time together." [Us]