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    Image of sybann sybann
    09/23/09

    In reply to Hotel Reports Stolen Sex Toys
    Guys? I can't get past this picture. Just... wow.
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    Image of Katxyz Katxyz
    09/23/09

    In reply to Hotel Reports Stolen Sex Toys
    Using borrowed sex toys sounds really gross or like some weird kink.
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    Image of telecomic the thoughtful red panda telecomic the thoughtful red panda
    09/23/09

    In reply to Hotel Reports Stolen Sex Toys
    Motel Sex. We'll Leave the Vibe on For Ya
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    Image of sybann sybann
    09/23/09

    @telecomic the thoughtful red panda: DAMN - that was awesome.
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    Image of homoviper homoviper
    09/23/09

    In reply to Hotel Reports Stolen Sex Toys
    We usually just rip a choice page out of The Bible (usually from Leviticus) and roll joints with it.
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    Image of acrobatic rabbit acrobatic rabbit
    09/23/09

    @homoviper: Oh I'm so glad I'm not the only one.
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    Image of my cousin is an ape my cousin is an ape
    09/23/09

    In reply to Hotel Reports Stolen Sex Toys
    I'm fairly skeeved out by the idea of "borrowing" sex toys.
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    Image of sailorsong sailorsong
    09/23/09

    In reply to Hotel Reports Stolen Sex Toys
    Keep fucking that chicken! (sorry for the language, I just had to)
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) promoted this comment sailorsong was starred sailorsong was unstarred
    Image of acrobatic rabbit acrobatic rabbit
    09/23/09

    @sailorsong: gods, yes. this. thank you for that.
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    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    09/23/09

    In reply to Hotel Reports Stolen Sex Toys
    Unless there was some signage or something saying that they should be returned, I would imagine that they would assume that they shouldn't be returned.

    At least, that's what I would think. Sheets and bedding are sketchy enough - but sex toys?
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    09/23/09

    In reply to Hotel Reports Stolen Sex Toys
    SpongeBob: "My eyes!!!! My eyes!!!!"
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    09/23/09

    @NefariousNewt a.k.a. General Awesomesauce: I guess SpongeBob isn't so square after all.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    09/23/09

    @BabyJane: SpongeBob Tentpants.
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    Image of AJ AJ
    09/23/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Is that a sea cucumber in his pants...
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    Image of FattyCatty FattyCatty
    09/23/09

    In reply to Hotel Reports Stolen Sex Toys
    That's a whole new definition of "Room Service."
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    09/23/09

    In reply to Hotel Reports Stolen Sex Toys
    How did the rubber chicken cross the road?

    In the dildo backpack!

    *rimshot*
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    Image of CaligulaSanchez CaligulaSanchez
    09/23/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): *rimjob*
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    09/23/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): [instantrimshot.com]
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    Image of MissFiFi MissFiFi
    09/23/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Brava! Brava!
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) promoted this comment MissFiFi was starred MissFiFi was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    09/23/09

    @All: I'll be here all night. Try the Hitachi Magic Wand!
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    Image of acrobatic rabbit acrobatic rabbit
    09/23/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): oh, you.
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    Image of labeled labeled
    09/23/09

    In reply to Hotel Reports Stolen Sex Toys
    I generally recommend that if you travel a lot, and have accumulated a drawerful of hotel goodies, to occasionally clean that drawer out and bring it to your local hospital - many have "Angel Closets" with things like shampoo, lotion, toothbrushes - little things that you forgot to grab when a loved one was rushed off to emergency. Also, I rec having a bag stashed somewhere in your closet with those things plus a pair of sweats/change of underwear/etc, in case of emergency.

    This story + this picture + my normal advice is blowing my mind.
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    Image of AJ AJ
    09/23/09

    @labeled: Ha! For a second I thought you were recommending that people donate their used sex toys to local hospitals. Was very confused/intrigued about what happens in hospitals around you... Then I reread, and got it!
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    Image of colormeroutine colormeroutine
    09/23/09

    In reply to Hotel Reports Stolen Sex Toys
    Wait wait wait. "Available by request" for...borrowing? Meaning used sex toys?
    Seriously, people?
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    09/23/09

    @colormeroutine: That was my first thought, as well. Perhaps it's for the best that they were stolen.
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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    09/23/09

    @colormeroutine: Right??? Why wouldn't they just sell them?

    Better yet, put it in the nightstand on one of those touch-sensitive shelves that they have in mini-bars now, where it charges you as soon as you pick it up...

    "Oooh, but it's $50...ooh, but it's right there!!"

    If it works with granola bars there's no way it isn't going to work with a vibrator. They'd make a killing.
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    09/23/09

    In reply to Hotel Reports Stolen Sex Toys
    I get weirded out using hotel towels. You can keep the vibrator, thanks.

    BYOST should be the golden rule.
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    Image of ucelluccia ucelluccia
    09/23/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: Seconded on all counts.
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    04/23/09

    In reply to Has Anyone In History Ever Had A Successful "Staycation?"
    Yeah, so, I live in Florida, like ten minutes away from the best beaches in the eastern U.S. and ten minutes away from the cutest, funkiest little downtown no one knows about. Other people take their actual vacations here. So hell, yeah, I like to staycation.
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    04/23/09

    In reply to Has Anyone In History Ever Had A Successful "Staycation?"
    Just about every "vacation" my family ever took was a staycation; i.e., we either got invaded by relatives or went to their houses to sit around and do nothing. Four years ago, I went to Maui and saw the light. From now on, I intend to travel if I have leisure time.


    Now I just need the leisure time.

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