Yesterday, I made a confession: I have traveler's constipation. And when I get on a plane to see my long-distance boyfriend, I get so backed-up that I end up not letting him touch me. Thankfully, there's someone else who will.
Oh, hello! I suppose before going full-TMI I should properly introduce myself: I'm Jessica Coen, Jezebel's new Executive Editor. I'm excited to be here, and I want to begin by oversharing in a cry for help.