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    People Presents The Least Sexy Romance Novels Covers Ever
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    Image of ArtfulSlinger ArtfulSlinger
    06/24/09

    In reply to People Presents The Least Sexy Romance Novels Covers Ever
    Dude is that Nicole from ANTM in that pic with Bret Michaels? Wow she really did make it to the top.
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    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    06/24/09

    In reply to People Presents The Least Sexy Romance Novels Covers Ever
    Is it just me, or does the woman in the one with Bret Michaels look like Nicole from ANTM?
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    Image of meritxell: an erotic life meritxell: an erotic life
    06/24/09

    In reply to People Presents The Least Sexy Romance Novels Covers Ever
    Mmmm. Never heard of Will Demps before but he will be historically inaccurate in my dreams tonight. HOooaah
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    meritxell: an erotic life was starred meritxell: an erotic life was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    06/24/09

    In reply to People Presents The Least Sexy Romance Novels Covers Ever
    Lance Bass makes his romance debut in Why the Fuck Don't I Have a Gay Love Interest?. Chastity Feathertwat desires Lord Bass of the Buttsecks, but he remains aloof, no matter how many bodices she rips in front of him. Jeebus! She's lost 1000 pounds in dresses this week alone! Can her love lift his turgid man-staff? Or will his lingering looks at Bobby the Groom be her undoing?
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    Image of HuckleberryFriend HuckleberryFriend
    06/24/09

    In reply to People Presents The Least Sexy Romance Novels Covers Ever
    God, if these are the best bachelors we have we're going to have to start searching other planets.
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    Image of randomnessish randomnessish
    06/24/09

    In reply to People Presents The Least Sexy Romance Novels Covers Ever
    What is with that Will Demps photo?! Mixing Roman and Regency!??! BLASPHEMY.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    06/24/09

    In reply to People Presents The Least Sexy Romance Novels Covers Ever
    Bret Michaels in Skanks, Ahoy!. Penelope Feathertwat hankers for a life of excitement and mystery. Little does she know her life is about to take a pole-dancing turn when she meets Master Michaels, a First Mate with heart of mold. Can their love survive his passion for hankerchiefs and pleather?
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/24/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I'll bet that Penelope is walking the plank of love by page 32.
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    06/24/09

    In reply to People Presents The Least Sexy Romance Novels Covers Ever
    So Bret's single again?


    Man, I thought he and Taya would be forever.

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    Image of Abra Abra
    06/24/09

    In reply to People Presents The Least Sexy Romance Novels Covers Ever
    Of all the bizarre things to focus on in this spread... is the girl with Bret Michaels Nicole from ANTM? The one who got in a fight over Red Bull and granola bars?
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    Image of shananigans aka reluctant california resident shananigans aka reluctant california resident
    06/24/09

    @Abra: Yup. She won her season. I believe the fight was with Bre.
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    Image of Abra Abra
    06/24/09

    @shananigans aka cookie pants!: sadly, this is probably the highlight of her career.
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    Image of hatepuns hatepuns
    06/24/09

    @Abra: Yes! And didn't she do a romance novel photo shoot with Fabio once? I think that was her season...
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    Image of Alys Brangwin has a huge talent Alys Brangwin has a huge talent
    06/25/09

    @femibot: Nah, that was two seasons later. It was the one with Anchal and Cariedee because Anchal freaked out that she had to be hanging with bare-chested Fabio.
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    06/24/09

    In reply to People Presents The Least Sexy Romance Novels Covers Ever
    TRIGGER WARNING


    I think Brody Jenner is fine. Sue me.

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    Image of Penny Penny
    06/24/09

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: I'd do him once. Unfortunately, from my experience, the prettier they are....the worse they are in bed.
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    Image of rocknrollunicorn rocknrollunicorn
    06/24/09

    In reply to People Presents The Least Sexy Romance Novels Covers Ever
    Bret looks absolutely soulless and braindead. Brody looks utterly confused. "What is this? A woman? I thought I specified bromance! What is she doing?!"


    I mean, they make Brody look waaaaaaaay more homosexual than Lance.

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    Image of KiddyKat KiddyKat
    06/24/09

    In reply to People Presents The Least Sexy Romance Novels Covers Ever
    I love how Jenner had to tell us about the "incredible gesture" that "fell through" as opposed to, something he actually did.
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    Image of rocknrollunicorn rocknrollunicorn
    06/24/09

    @KiddyKat: Yeah his tale certainly gave me a chuckle. "It was going to be so romantic." um, yeah. So was the wedding I was planning in 5th grade.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/24/09

    @KiddyKat: That says a lot about him, doesn't it?
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    Image of siandt siandt
    06/24/09

    In reply to People Presents The Least Sexy Romance Novels Covers Ever
    "There's really nothing wrong with this photo of NFL player Will Demps..." LIES! There is historical inaccuracy in costuming! Not that this would stop me from reading a book with that cover, of course.
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    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    06/24/09

    @siandt: It's nice to know I wasn't the only person to shriek "HISTORICAL INACCURACY!!!" at that picture. SRSLY, that's like at least 1500 years apart.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    06/24/09

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    Why isn't Bass with a dude?
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    Image of yummylicious yummylicious
    06/24/09

    In reply to People Presents The Least Sexy Romance Novels Covers Ever
    Why does Brett Michaels always purse his lips in every photo? It's so unattractive.
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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    06/24/09

    @yummylicious: It's his blowjob face.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/24/09

    @yummylicious: He likes prunes.
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    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
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