Kim & Khloe Apply Makeup 'Like Trannies'

Kim and Khloe Kardashian say that their late father, Robert Kardashian, once hired a professiona makeup artist to give them beauty tips. Kim explains: "He said, 'My daughters are going to start to wear makeup and I want you guys to look at least presentable,' which I thought was really cool." She adds: "We've turned… » 9/30/11 9:00am 9/30/11 9:00am

"[Alli Sims] Is So Fuckin' Doughy You Wouldn't Be Surprised If You…

Welcome back to our weekly examination of the Crimes Against Womanity committed by gossip bloggers and the virtual wristslaps we issue out to our grammatically and creatively-challenged web friends. In this edition, we give Alli Sims (Britney's former assistant and aspiring pop-star), Brooke Hogan, Jennifer Garner,… » 6/27/08 3:40pm 6/27/08 3:40pm

Amy Poehler Portrays Designer Diva On Saturday Night Live

Good on SNL for keeping it relevant this season: There was Tina Fey spreading the word that bitches do it better, Ellen Page's possible admission of lezebel leanings, Hillary Clinton's cameo, and, this past Saturday, a skit imagining what would happen if Project Runway winner Christian Siriano was given his very own… » 3/10/08 6:00pm 3/10/08 6:00pm