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    Image of Scoithniamh Scoithniamh
    10:59 AM

    In reply to Madonna's Mission In Brazil; Lindsay's Relationship With Heath Ledger
    I don't understand Oksana Grigorieva's statement- what road? Are we missing something here?

    Also, when I read that thing from Joss Stone, I thought, ugh, that's pretty standard for a 17 year old girl. Then I realized she's 22. #madonna
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    11:27 AM

    @Scoithniamh: The quote without context isn't clear, the article is about whether she's afraid he'll cheat. She isn't, even though he cheated on his last wife with her. So . . . good luck with that Oksana. #madonna
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    10:35 AM

    In reply to Madonna's Mission In Brazil; Lindsay's Relationship With Heath Ledger
    I really hate to comment on anyone's body, but Amy Winehouse used to have that pin-up look, before she started all the drugs...*sigh* She was pretty and healthy looking before the drugs took over. #madonna
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    10:24 AM

    In reply to Madonna's Mission In Brazil; Lindsay's Relationship With Heath Ledger
    "Madonna is in Brazil, but not to meet Jesus' parents."

    Well, of course not. As Madonna would know, Jesus' parents were Mary and God, so she'd have to go to Bethlehem (where I hear it's hard to get a room at the Inn), and then heaven. #madonna
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    10:19 AM

    In reply to Madonna's Mission In Brazil; Lindsay's Relationship With Heath Ledger
    Right, my straight edge boyfriend is obviously lying when he says he doesn't smoke pot.

    And clearly I am lying when I say I don't smoke anything at all anymore because I was so over getting sick every month.

    Right. I think I smell smoke because I am lying about smoking but also my pants are on fire. #madonna
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    Image of Blueberry26 Blueberry26
    11:06 AM

    @Ms Meghan: I hate it when people say, "Everyone who says they don't do drugs is lying." Unless they are referring to drugs that are not illegal, such as caffeine, alcohol, and prescriptions, which I doubt they are. I have never had any interest in smoking pot or snorting coke or anything like that. It's just not my thing. I don't know if I can explain why this makes me so angry, but it does.

    My best friend and boyfriend used to smoke pot, but now they don't. Apparently when they did it all the time it was really relaxing, but now it makes them super paranoid and shit. And my boyfriend was tired of it because he felt it was keeping him from doing anything with himself. I'm not saying everyone is like this, and certainly you can be successful and smoke pot and do other drugs, but the assumption that because *some* people do *everyone* must, drives me up the wall. People are different, and to assume that everyone is just like you is so ego-centric. #madonna
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    Image of Sorcha Sorcha
    11:29 AM

    @Blueberry26: I have never smoked weed. I've never even tried it. I have never wanted to try it. The smell is horrendous and the people who smoke it smell awful as well. They say stupid things and they act foolish and make bad decisions as well.

    So, you're definitely not alone when reading statements like that. It makes me angry too that people think weed it the best shit in the world and that its harmless.

    One of my good friends stopped smoking it recently because she said it made her dumb as shit. She couldn't even form a sentence together some days.

    Some people, when they abuse alcohol do beat the hell out of each other, fine, but sometimes when people are high they do things just as bad. Like driving and getting into accidents (for example).

    Weed is a drug not a herb. If it was a herb you'd be putting it in your tea not in a little roll. #madonna
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    11:30 AM

    @Ms Meghan: Yeah, people never believe me when I say I've never tried any drugs. I just never had any interest. I don't judge people who did or do, why do people care that I didn't? It's stupid. #madonna
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    Image of Bob Wiley Bob Wiley
    10:04 AM

    In reply to Madonna's Mission In Brazil; Lindsay's Relationship With Heath Ledger
    I was at Tracy Morgan's show at Carnegie Hall and I was deeply disappointed at how many homophobic and misogynistic things he had to say. He made comments, for example, that lesbianism doesn't exist (it's just the result of women being abused by the men in their lives) and that having a gay son would "kill you" as a father. He gets away with it because everyone just thinks of him as an eccentric nutcase. Even the way the story is cited here, his show as so "crazy" that people walked out...not quite. A better word would be hateful, or at least offensive, but he's given a pass because he's Tracy Morgan, the loveable lunatic. As much as I myself love him on 30 Rock, "crazy" is simply not a valid excuse. #madonna
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    09:50 AM

    In reply to Madonna's Mission In Brazil; Lindsay's Relationship With Heath Ledger
    Joss Stone was so high when she said that. #madonna
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    09:37 AM

    In reply to Madonna's Mission In Brazil; Lindsay's Relationship With Heath Ledger
    I like Fred's comment on TMZ regard Carrie Prejean's video:

    I hope all of you HATERS out there know that it is a **very rare** female that HAS NOT dumb some random stupid text or internet stunt.

    Hang in there Carrie.

    NO ONE THAT MATTERS GIVES A DAMN.

    Hmmmm. I've never done a stupid random internet stunt, so I wonder if the US Fish& Wildlife Services will put me on the endangered list? My kind is very rare! We must be protected!

    Also, Fred, I hate to break this to you, but **males** do stupid things over text or on the internet, too. #madonna
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    Image of HarpMadness HarpMadness
    09:41 AM

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: "...that HAS NOT dumb..."? Seriously? Looks like a Freudian slip to me! #madonna
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    Image of Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana
    09:53 AM

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: NOONE THAT MATTERS GIVES A DAMN.

    Fixed that for you Fred #madonna
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    Image of frugal frugal
    09:58 AM

    @HarpMadness: Was thinking the same and loving it. #madonna
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    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    10:25 AM

    @HarpMadness: Not to mention "female THAT," instead of "female WHO." And the lame use of "female" for "woman." #madonna
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    Image of HarpMadness HarpMadness
    10:41 AM

    @ihateyourescalade: Ooo, I totally missed that. Now THAT is telling! #madonna
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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    09:25 AM

    In reply to Madonna's Mission In Brazil; Lindsay's Relationship With Heath Ledger
    If you lot take Stephen Fry, there will be trouble. You have been warned. #madonna
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    Image of wealhtheow wealhtheow
    09:30 AM

    @heykoukla: We already got Hugh Laurie, muahahahah! #madonna
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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    09:34 AM

    @wealhtheow: He's ONLY ON LOAN. #madonna
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    Image of MissBuckyC MissBuckyC
    09:44 AM

    @heykoukla: Fry and Laurie: ONLY IN AMERICA! #madonna
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    09:19 AM

    In reply to Madonna's Mission In Brazil; Lindsay's Relationship With Heath Ledger
    dear joss,

    cute stoner jokes there, but i'm not crazy about what smoking does to my lungs...be it cigarettes, pot, or anything else. so when i say i don't smoke weed, believe it. my personal belief is that people should indulge in massages. hard to been the sh*t out of anyone after a massage.

    xo,
    rednrowdy #madonna
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    Image of Hooplehead is hamthrax's bitch Hooplehead is hamthrax's bitch
    09:37 AM

    @rednrowdy: Between this and the Lily Allen quote, I'm starting to suspect that Stone is not the sharpest knife in the drawer. #madonna
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    Image of gherkinfiend gherkinfiend
    09:45 AM

    @Hooplehead is hamthrax's bitch: Having seen her as a guest on an hour and a half long live TV show here in the UK last weekend, she comes across slightly sharper than the average nodding dog toy.

    Not a great advert for the weed to be honest... #madonna
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    Image of frugal frugal
    10:02 AM

    @rednrowdy: How does one "been the sh*t out of anyone"? Extreme impersonation? Weed might be necessary. #madonna
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    10:07 AM

    @frugal: sorry - it's early. my apologies for the typo, and i'm going to get coffee. #madonna
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    Image of Hiroine Protagonist Hiroine Protagonist
    10:26 AM

    @rednrowdy: That is what the lovely vaporizers are for! #madonna
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    Image of frugal frugal
    10:29 AM

    @rednrowdy: For folger's sake, I loved it. #madonna
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    09:17 AM

    In reply to Madonna's Mission In Brazil; Lindsay's Relationship With Heath Ledger
    I adore Sir Ian McKellan. That quote made my morning. #madonna
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    Image of Devonna Devonna
    09:16 AM

    In reply to Madonna's Mission In Brazil; Lindsay's Relationship With Heath Ledger
    Tweeting about yourself starting with "BREAKING NEWS!!!!" is further proof as to what a tool Levi Johnston is. #madonna
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    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    09:13 AM

    In reply to Madonna's Mission In Brazil; Lindsay's Relationship With Heath Ledger
    Michael Lohan or Joe Jackson. Who is the more disgusting human being? Discuss. #madonna
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    09:18 AM

    @Island of Misfit Toys: Does the winner go on to compete against Mel Gibson? #madonna
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    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    09:20 AM

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: The winner gets a knife fight with OJ. #madonna
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    09:25 AM

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Now we know how to get rid of celbrities a la Lohan and Jackson... Celebrity Death Match! It'd be like a really douchey version Highlander, or the NCAA tournament, only with mesh shirts and Twitter.

    There can be only one... Celebrity Douche. #madonna
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    Image of femaledwightschrute femaledwightschrute
    09:25 AM

    @Island of Misfit Toys: Lindsay's not even dead yet and he's doing this crap to her. I could totally see him pre-selling rights to her future trips to rehab/mental breakdown/breakup/funeral/redemption arc like now. #madonna
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    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    09:10 AM

    In reply to Madonna's Mission In Brazil; Lindsay's Relationship With Heath Ledger
    Meh, Serena, I've seen you act. Maybe some more acting lessons, perhaps? Not that you have to be a great actor to play a superheroe (ahem: Michael Keaton), but it wouldn't hurt. If I were Serena, I'd just stick to being an all-around bad-ass in real life.

    And Tracy Morgan's sense of humor is always borderline and sometimes it's downright offensive. I'm not really surprised that his show didn't go over well. #dirtbag
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    Image of Sophie needs to study...damn Sophie needs to study...damn
    09:22 AM

    @Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: Beetlejuice is a superhero to me, and for that, Micheal Keaton is one of the greatest action heroes ever. #madonna
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    Image of NoelleBlue NoelleBlue
    10:03 AM

    @Sophie needs to study...damn: Shhhh, don't tell anyone, but I prefer Michael Keaton's Batman over Christian Bale's. By FAR. (I'm so uncool. The Jokers, however, are a toss-up, being both fabulous.) #madonna
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    10/30/09

    In reply to Sean Penn's A Diplomat; The Gosselin/Suleman Show Is A Go
    I e-mailed this DirtBag to my dear boyfriend, and this was his response:

    "Jewish People to Jon Gosselin: We don't want you either."

    I think we should turn this into a petition. #seanpennhugochavez
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    10/30/09

    In reply to Sean Penn's A Diplomat; The Gosselin/Suleman Show Is A Go
    I used to drink a lot of iced tea but then my voice dropped and I got hair in strange places. It did help me win my championship belt though. #seanpennhugochavez
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