In the words of Pillow Talk, some jokes are too obvious to be funny. Or not, since David Hasselhoff was roasted last night at Sony Pictures Studios. And let's hope you're ready to start your week with serious cleavage!
- After nine days in a burn center, Travis Barker has been released from the hospital and is heading back to L.A. By bus. A friend says: "He will never fly again – ever." [People]
- Shanna Moakler is sticking by her ex-husband, because they still love each other. Also: "He's not in good shape," a source says. "It's very…