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Jay-Z & Beyoncé's Next Hit: 'Here Comes The Bride'

Dodai — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 09:00:00 EDT

Beyoncé and Jay-Z have taken out a marriage license! In Westchester, NY! They have up to 60 days to tie the knot. Where do you think they're registered? And what do you get the couple who has everything? [NY Post]
Post-rehab Eva Mendes is "taking a break and having a good time" by exercising and being with her family. Bo-ring. [People]
Jane Fonda has a new boyfriend, Lynden Gillis, who met her when he asked for her autograph at a book signing. They "met cute!" [Page Six]
Um, we saw pictures on X17 of Lisa Rinna kissing a man who was not her husband Harry Hamlin. She was clad in a bathrobe and drinking wine. The pix were taken yesterday in Malibu. More info to come!
Heather Mills: Vowing to break up Paul McCartney's new romance? [Mirror]

Drew Barrymore: Seen photographing Bunnies at the Playboy Mansion. [Page Six]
Blind item! "Which lead actor in a hit ensemble TV show brags that a female conquest isn't complete unless at least one of his hotel room neighbors calls security about the noise? " [Gatecrasher]
Jamie Lynn Spears is planning her wedding! It will take place at Serenity, the Kentwood, LA home Britney bought for the fam, and Brit will probs be a bridesmaid. Can't wait! [MSNBC]
Dita Von Teese starred in a "kinky lesbian movie" years ago, but clips are just now showing up online. Someone send a link please? (For a friend.) [The Sun]
Madonna and Guy Ritchie sleep with electronic devices: "We lie right next to each other with our BlackBerrys under our pillows. It's not unromantic, it's practical." [The Sun]
Madonna will be in Malawi next week for a final court ruling on whether she can adopt David Banda. There are an estimated 1 million orphans in the country, so her chances look good. [Reuters]
Oh, and Madonna thinks of the UK as her home. "My kids are at school there, my horses are there. And I love the weather. All that rain and moisture are good for the skin." [Mirror]
Sharon Osbourne says of daughter Kelly's friends: "I don't approve of them." Could she be talking about Ms. Amy Winehouse? [Mirror]
Tracey Edmonds, who "got married" to Eddie Murphy on a tropical island in January only to break up with him 2 weeks later, is now dating TV chef Rocco DiSpirito. Good luck! [Concrete Loop]
The Village Voice's Michael Musto continues to ask: Ellen Page a lesbian? [Village Voice]
Velvet Revolver no longer has Scott Weiland as its lead singer. "his increasingly erratic onstage behavior and personal problems have forced us to move on." But he's so so hot! [Rolling Stone]
Celine Dion's Beijing show is canceled because organizers didn't get the proper permits. China, what's up with you lately? [Reuters]
That Valkyrie movie, in which Tom Cruise plays a Nazi with an American accent, might just be sucktastic. Is Tom getting desperate for a career comeback? [LA Times]
Jimmy Kimmel says after he shot the video for "I'm Fucking Ben Affleck," "I brought Ben back to my house to watch Lost, and I ended up spooning with him." [Rush & Molloy]
Robin Williams' wife filed for divorce last week — is it because Robin is dating an artist who is 29 years younger? [Rush & Molloy]
If Avril Lavigne ran a celebrity tabloid, "I would make it completely positive," she says. "There's so much negativity right now. I'd pick up the big stories, but they'd have to be positive." [Rush & Molloy]
American Idol contestant David Cook was rushed to the hospital last night with heart palpitations and high blood pressure. He's been stressed out because his brother has cancer. He was released but is being monitored. [TMZ]
Also, Ryan Seacrest hurt is knee. Poor baby. [TMZ]
Jay Leno apologized yesterday for prompting Ryan Phillippe to give the camera his "gayest look" on-air. (Phillippe replied,"Wow. That is so something I don't want to do.") GLAAD said Leno's "joke" was "demonstrating a lack of respect." [People]
Tia Mowry of '90s show Sister, Sister is getting married in 3 weeks, and leaning on — you guessed it — her sister Tamera for help. [People]
Oooh, a London-based version of The Hills? With brainier chicks? [E!]
Rumer Willis will guest star on Miss Guided, the TV show produced by her stepdad, Ashton Kutcher. Now you can't say she's famous for nothing! [ET]

Loose Lips

Jessica — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 17:40:00 EST

A mere two weeks after their "spiritual" (non-legal) wedding, Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds have split. Somewhere, Eddie's baby mama Scary Spice is enjoying a nice tall glass of schadenfreude. • Kate Moss is having four birthday parties to celebrate her 34th. She is just that fabulous. It's virtually Mosstoberfest! • Michelle Deighton, she of the face rash and the wrestling in Top Model Cycle 4, is a mommy. She and fellow reality TV alum, Survivor's Jonny Fairplay, had a daughter, Piper Addison, this morning. [E! Online, A Socialite's Life, Page Six]

Britney Hospitalized; Possibly On Drugs

dodai — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 09:00:00 EST

Britney Spears defied court-mandated visitation hours last night by refusing to turn her sons over to ex-husband Kevin Federline. So the cops were called! And then an "intoxicated" Britney was taken, via ambulance, to the Cedars Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. [Us Magazine]
Britney is still in the hospital for "an evaluation." She was under the influence of an "unknown substance." [People]
There were nine police cars and three ambulances involved in the fracas, and Britney made a "rude hand gesture" as she was brought out of the ambulance on a gurney. [Reuters]
And here's a report saying that two-year-old Jayden James is in the hospital as well. [TMZ]
Wanna see video of Britney being rushed to the hospital? Click here. [Defamer]
If you'd like to see some video of a Fox News helicopter capturing this insanity, click here. [Defamer]

Pamela Anderson is moving ahead with her divorce from Rick Salomon: Papers have been served. Surely she'll bounce back from this and get right back out there. Soon she'll be ready for wedding number four! [Us Magazine]
Is Kim Kardashian's so-called engagement just like her so-called $50 grand airport theft: Just a story to keep her name in the papers? [Page Six]
Jennifer Lopez' twins are almost due, and friends say she is having a boy and a girl. [Page Six]
Did Jay-Z quit as CEO of Def Jam records because the job doesn't pay enough? [Page Six]
Poor Avril Lavigne! The lil' punk cried on New Year's Eve because Lil' Jon grabbed the mic and did the countdown at the party she was "hosting." [Page Six]
Some dude claims he has video of Vivica Fox giving him a blowjob. Good morning! [Rush & Molloy]
"Paris Hilton gave me my first alcohol poisoning!" — Kelly Osbourne. "I did? That's hot." — Paris Hilton. [Rush & Molloy]
Blind item! "Which wholesome pop-star crooner demands that bags of blow be presented to him following his concerts?" [Rush & Molloy]
Madonna's been taking long horseback safari outings in India, galloping for 17 mile stretches. There's a joke in there about being ridden long and hard but like, whatever. [Times Of India]
Singer Natalie Imbruglia has split from her husband Daniel Johns, frontman of the band Silverchair. She was the one with the really good video, remember? Although she said she was "lying naked on the floor," but she totally wasn't. [Mirror]
Eddie Murphy's beach marriage is invalid! A law specialist in French Polynesia notes that to be legally wed there you must live in the area for at least 30 days. OMG fake wedding! [Sydney Morning Herald]
Oh, but Eddie and Tracey Edmonds are planning a legal ceremony in the US. Their Bora Bora wedding was a "spiritual ceremony." Cool. [People]
Leonardo DiCaprio's neighbors are trying to sue him for building a basketball court they claim destabilized their property. The judge ain't having it: She says the couple are "seeking a scapegoat." [USA Today]
Amy Winehouse is on holiday in the Caribbean while her husband remains in jail, but apparently she's been mopey because her friends didn't join her — sources say they didn't want to come unless she was trying to sober up, and she's not. Sigh. [The Sun]
Meanwhile her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, has been voted Britain's top anti-icon by Arena magazine. They're calling him the "worst husband ever." [Independent]
Former number one tennis star Martina Hingis is banned from the sport for two years, due to her positive cocaine test. Of course, when the results first came back, Hingis insisted she was "100% innocent" and retired. So. [BBC]

Kim Kardashian Is Spoken For; Britney's Got A Beau

dodai — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 09:00:00 EST

Kim Kardashian is engaged to NFL star Reggie Bush! We're starting to suspect she likes black guys. [Perez Hilton]
Britney Spears spent New Year's Eve at a beach house in California with her sons, her court-appointed monitor and her new boyfriend, paparazzo Adnan Ghalib — who was invited to Brit's hotel room last week and told other photogs it was "the best night of his life." Good luck, kids! [Page Six]
A performer at a New York cabaret club spilled drinks on Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore; the owner says "Fuck Ashton and Demi... They spend nothing... I can't stand those two, and I applaud whoever spilt a drink on them." Damn, 2008 is gonna be great. [Page Six]
Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia: It's on! Especially now that she has turned 18. (He's 30.) [TMZ]
Robin Thicke and wife Paula Patton: Expecting. Here's hoping that blind item about a singer "living out his sex fetish dreams" is not Thicke. [ONTD]

Dave Chappelle got into an argument with his wife in a New York City restaurant — in front of his two sons. The wife was in tears, the lunchtime crowd was "shocked." [Page Six]
Adam "DJ AM" Goldstein (now 34) tried to kill himself when he was 24: He put a loaded gun in his mouth. He says, "It's been "9 ½ years since I've had a drink or taken drugs... but I'm still a drug addict." [Page Six]
Cisco Adler thinks ex Mischa Barton looks "so hot" in her mugshot. Heart-warming! [Page Six]
Blind item! "Which 40ish actress has finally gotten pregnant for the first time? Her rep is denying it because she's only a month into it, and has suffered miscarriages in the past. Said our source: 'Watch for her to get bangs and start wearing hats to hide her sagging face because you can't be on Botox when you are pregnant.'" [Page Six]
Blind item! "Which gorgeous daughter of a foreign-born billionaire had a fling last year with Prince William? While their families don't get along, and she could never marry the future King of England, the hookup between their clans was not unprecedented. [Page Six]
Dominick Dunne writes about the inquest into Princess Diana's death in the new issue of Vanity Fair, noting that four photo agencies in Paris were robbed on the night of the crash, and hundreds and hundreds of paparazzi pictures were stolen and have never been found. Coverup? [Gatecrasher]
Tiffany (New York) Pollard and Tailor Made partied and shared a beer in South Beach on New Year's Eve. Yawn! [Gatecrasher]
Blind item! "Which Las Vegas mover and shaker is having a very public affair with a beauty queen who wears the name of a neighboring state on her sash? 'It's so out in the open, but the photographers know they're not allowed to take a picture when she's sitting on his lap,' says a snitch." [Gatecrasher]
Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds were wed on New Year's Day on an island near Bora Bora. Mazel tov! This is the second marriage for both; Murphy has 7 kids, including the daughter of Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown. The Brits call him Beverly Hills Cock! [People]
Is Tyra going to adopt a kid??? She's reportedly said, "I've wanted to adopt since I was nine. I have a connection with children and they don't have to come from my womb for me to have that connection." Can't wait to see her teach a little one to smile with her eyes. [The Sun]
Paul McCartney's secret heart operation: Not secret anymore! The 65-year-old Beatle had coronary angioplasty in the fall. [The Sun]
Meanwhile, Heather Mills ended up watching Paul McCartney in concert on TV on New Year's Eve. Auld lang syne, sigh. [Mirror]
Does Pam Anderson's marriage have problems? "Oh, there's plenty," she says. "What can you do? We're all human. We're all trying." [People]
Dax Shepard, once seen on the arm of Kate Hudson, is now with Heroes' Kristin Bell. The gentleman prefers blondes! [ONTD]