I think it'll be like that Ken doll with the covert gay following. She looks like a drag queen, I'm saying. Waylon Smithers will own five signed dolls. #amywinehousebarbie
Wow. Not enough that dolls set an unreasonable standard for realistic body image. Now they come with an unrealistically high expecation for hardcore 24/7 partying too? How could little Sally even hope to measure up? #amywinehousebarbie
Or! Just combine the My Little Ponies series with an Easy-Bake Oven show and teach kids where their dog's food really comes from. Tough lessons, sure, but Don would approve. #mylittlepony
After they f-ing ruined the Care Bears, they can stay far away from My Little Ponies, Pound Puppies, and all other sacred childhood memories. Don't make me launch a Care Bear Stare! #mylittlepony
@curiousgeorgiana: I'm sure it's going to be using their modern Pony style, which didn't suck much until recently. I don't understand the more insane proportions they've put on the recent reimagining, but it made me sad when I got a Happy Meal last weekend. Noting beats old-style Ponies. #mylittlepony
@curiousgeorgiana: Honestly, it's a good deal and all the food I need to get from McDonald's. And the toy's a plus that I can either use for what-have-you or pass on to the various friends' kids when I don't want them. My nephew is probably enjoying gnawing on that My Little Pony as we speak. #mylittlepony
I made myself sick one Christmas with an Easy Bake Oven. I was around that age where you wake up at 2 a.m. and run screaming through the house to get everyone else up so you can open your presents. I made every. single. thing. in the box that morning and ate most of it, then spent the next few days barfing. Oh, memories. #mylittlepony
@Newsgirl: I was always one of those that was afraid to make things because then I would have one less thing to make. I didn't want to run out of all of my stuff, I wanted to save it! #mylittlepony
I used to line up my My Little Ponies in a 10 pin formation at the end of the hall and play "Bowling for My Little Ponies", based on my local network affiliate's version of "Bowling for Dollars", which happened to be one of my favorite shows. Looking back, it seems odd. #mylittlepony
@funzette: Odd, maybe, but really, what else were you going to do with them? I mean, I loved my vast stable of My Little Ponies...until I realized that they were actually kinda boring. I give you kudos for figuring out a game with them! #mylittlepony
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@curiousgeorgiana: I totally remember pound puppies! They were awesome. Please, no slut puppies. I don't think I could handle that. #mylittlepony
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