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    Jem's Truly Outrageous Comeback

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    Image of jenrobe jenrobe
    11/05/09

    In reply to Jem's Truly Outrageous Comeback
    NOOOOOOOOOOOO. MAKE IT STOP. I'm still recovering from that Rainbow Brite abomination you guys posted the other day. Go find some new ideas, Hasbro. #jemcomback
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    Image of LadyFabulous LadyFabulous
    11/05/09

    In reply to Jem's Truly Outrageous Comeback
    This is depressing news. #jemcomback
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    Image of thesciencegirl thesciencegirl
    11/05/09

    In reply to Jem's Truly Outrageous Comeback
    If they ruin Jem, they will rue the day!

    I stil have bootleg Jem VHS tapes. My favorite episode is the Charity Shindig! #jemcomback
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    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    11/05/09

    @thesciencegirl: I keep meaning to get the Jem DVD set, but I'm afraid it will ruin wonderful childhood memories. #jemcomback
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    11/05/09

    @Ipomoea: One of my friends bought the DVDs right when they came out when we were seniors in college. I watched the first 3 hours worth in one night, and it was wonderful. I mean, yeah, I'm not 7 anymore, but I still loved it. I want the whole set for myself (*updates Christmas wishlist*). #jemcomback
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    thesciencegirl was starred thesciencegirl was unstarred
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    11/05/09

    @thesciencegirl: Ok, I just looked on amazon. Looks like the DVDs were discontinued, and what was once a $40 set is now going for $100. :( #jemcomback
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    Image of aclikeslater aclikeslater
    11/05/09

    In reply to Jem's Truly Outrageous Comeback
    Technically isn't Hannah Montana the contemporary take on this?

    I really, really don't want Jem re-done. I've sat idly by when other paragons of my youth were denigrated in contemporary re-tellings...let Jem's original badassery live on in the annals of time! #jemcomback
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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    11/05/09

    In reply to Jem's Truly Outrageous Comeback
    I'll watch it only if they keep the hair and makeup. That shit is glorious. #jemcomback
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    Image of SouthernSatine SouthernSatine
    11/05/09

    @Cunning_Linguist: I was Jem for Halloween this year, and let me tell you, that eye makeup took forever. Also, it was incredible. #jemcomback
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    11/05/09

    @SouthernSatine: Or, I should say, outrageous. Truly truly truly outrageous. #jemcomback
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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    11/05/09

    @SouthernSatine: I'd like to out-outrageous you and wear that makeup out on a regular ol' night out on the town. Maybe I should start practicing. #jemcomback
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    Image of BeSarcastic BeSarcastic
    11/05/09

    In reply to Jem's Truly Outrageous Comeback
    I'm waiting for a live-action Care Bears movie, with Christopher Walken as Professor Coldheart. #jemcomback
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    Image of hortense hortense
    11/05/09

    In reply to Jem's Truly Outrageous Comeback
    This kind of bums me out, actually, considering Hasbro's other revivals. #jemcomback
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    Image of SouthernSatine SouthernSatine
    11/05/09

    @hortense: Show's over, Synergy. Honestly, I don't know whether to be excited or horrified. #jemcomback
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    Image of hovy hovy
    11/05/09

    In reply to Jem's Truly Outrageous Comeback
    They're going to turn the Misfits into hipsters, aren't they? #jemcomback
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    11/05/09

    In reply to Jem's Truly Outrageous Comeback
    This could either be so good or so terrible. Hollywood, why do you build me up, buttercup, baby just to let me down? #jemcomback
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    Image of BearDownCBears BearDownCBears
    11/05/09

    In reply to Jem's Truly Outrageous Comeback
    I didn't watch this show. Is she the live music hired to play all the proms at Castle Grayskull or something? #jemcomback
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    Image of EdnasEdibles EdnasEdibles
    11/05/09

    @BearDownCBears: I remembered the theme song but know nothing of what the show was about. It appears she's a crime fighting model/pop star who can magically fly around with her band and there is an evil group of model/pop stars out to destroy her. Or something. And she's outrageous. Truly. #jemcomback
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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    11/05/09

    In reply to Jem's Truly Outrageous Comeback
    IS NOTHING SCARED?
    WON'T ANYONE THINK OF THE (80's) CHILDREN?? #jemcomback
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    11/05/09

    @thecameralovesyou: It's 80s children capitalizing on their fellow 80s children, so really it's a kind of economic cannibalism. Apparently we have an insatiable hunger to beat bloody our collective childhood then force feed it to our peers. #jemcomback
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    Image of LA0811 LA0811
    11/05/09

    @thecameralovesyou: I'm scared. #jemcomback
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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    11/05/09


    @SomeAuthorGirl: At least the muppets/fraggle rock have stayed pretty much the same. NEVER CHANGE WEMBLEY! #jemcomback
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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    11/05/09

    @LA0811: Hold me. #jemcomback
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    Image of robyngraves robyngraves
    11/05/09

    @thecameralovesyou: Dude you guys. If you're freaking out about all the revamps, remember this: For all those wonderful shows you watched as a child, the toys came first. That's right- some marketing douchebag at Hasbro came up with a basic idea for a toy. THEN they hired a team of writers to create a story around the toy so that kids will want to buy it. The childhood-icon-by-committee-of-execs... method hasn't changed so much, they just happened to be lucky enough to have great writers back then. #jemcomback
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    Image of buzzgirl buzzgirl
    08/18/09

    In reply to Ugly Toys, Cute Story
    I love my Wage!
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    Image of the dodo, the cuckoo, and the nene the dodo, the cuckoo, and the nene
    08/18/09

    @buzzgirl:
    I love my Wage too! Mine is green...
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    Image of southwer southwer
    08/18/09

    In reply to Ugly Toys, Cute Story
    why is it weird that he showed the doll to all his friends? if someone sent me something cool like that I'd show it to everyone too.
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    Image of howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches) howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches)
    08/18/09

    In reply to Ugly Toys, Cute Story
    It's not like I'm crazy about Uglys.

    That is totally not a Beep (of Bop 'n' Beep) in my avatar at all.

    I'm totally a functioning grown-up and don't play Uglys with my husband.

    At all.
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    Edited by howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches) at 08/18/09 5:37 PM howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches) was starred howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches) was unstarred
    Image of brendahamLincoln brendahamLincoln
    08/18/09

    In reply to Ugly Toys, Cute Story
    I lost my only Ugly Doll :(

    MISSING: Cute purple thing named Toodie. He likes cookies.
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    Image of howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches) howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches)
    08/18/09

    @brendahamLincoln: Oh, no! Toodie is super rare! I bet one of the ubernerds stole him and his holding him for cookie ransom!
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