Spirit Airlines Is a Sore Winner About Making the Sweet 16 in the…

According to the Sun-Sentinal, which is not, as I was surprised to learn, Mercury's planetary daily paper devoted to all things solar, Spirit Airlines isn't happy about earning a trip to the Sweet Sixteen in the Consumerist's Worst Company in America tournament. How not happy? Spirit spokespeople are denying that the… » 3/24/12 3:00pm 3/24/12 3:00pm

How Are You Celebrating Vasectomy Season?

With all the talk of lady contraception, we almost forgot that some guys also take steps to keep from making babies—and it turns out this month is a popular time for dudes to get that vasectomy they've been wanting. You see, there's a little basketball tournament called March Madness happening at the moment, and it… » 3/15/12 11:55pm 3/15/12 11:55pm

Worst Christmas Song Ever: The Semifinals of Seasonal Suck

We've done it. We've almost completed our sonic journey to the center of Christmas's butthole. From 30 bad songs, we've now narrowed it down four finalists, and today you get to decide who moves on to the Championship. Let's get to voting! » 12/19/11 3:10pm 12/19/11 3:10pm

December Madness: More Terrible Christmas Songs Vie For The Title of…

On the third day of December Madness, my true love gave to me: eight songs-a-sucking. After two days of bravely listening to terrible Christmas songs, we're one day closer to crowning the Worst Christmas Song Ever. Let's get on to the next set of Holiday Horrors, and onto the next round of voting. » 12/09/11 2:55pm 12/09/11 2:55pm