Mariah Carey Almost Pulls An Ashlee Simpson Performing "Live" On GMA

This morning, Mariah Carey appeared on Good Morning America for its Summer Concert Series (is it really summer yet!?) and performed three songs. During "Touch My Body," her backing track — aka, her crutch, should her voice crap out, and she can't hit a particular note — kicked in way earlier than it should, fucking… » 4/25/08 6:00pm 4/25/08 6:00pm

The New Mariah Carey Video Is Gonna Be Awesome

A 45-second preview clip of the video for the first single off Mariah Carey's new album E=MC², was leaked yesterday. Jack McBrayer (aka Kenneth from 30 Rock) stars in the video with Mimi, and it looks like he's playing some kind of computer geek fantasizing about her. That's really all we can gather of the premise.… » 2/26/08 3:30pm 2/26/08 3:30pm

"What's Your Stance On Making Out With A Coworker?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Did we mention? Don't do drugs!) In this episode, I get baked with my brother of another mother, Rich, and attempt to tackle issues like how to get your security deposit back from an… » 2/20/08 4:20pm 2/20/08 4:20pm

Mariah Carey's New Album E=MC2 Takes Inspiration From Einstein

It was announced yesterday via her website that Mariah Carey's new album, the long awaited follow up to The Emancipation of Mimi — due out April 15 — will be called E=MC2 and, upon hearing the news we just had to mock up an album cover. The album's first single, "Touch My Body" (which we can't help saying ala Anna… » 2/13/08 3:30pm 2/13/08 3:30pm