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    Image of JennaW JennaW
    11:46 AM

    In reply to Megan Fox's Minders Are Worried Women Don't Like Her
    Women don't like a woman who constantly makes undermining, anti-woman comments and plays enthusiastically into male fantasy stereotypes?

    That is so weird! #meganfoxhate
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    11:33 AM

    In reply to Why Should Women Find Levi Johnston Sexy? "I Don't Know."
    "She can be classy " and "she can spend some money on some shit" seem pretty incongruous. That being said - love it. And yes, I can spend some money on some shit. I'm good at it, too. #fleshbotawards
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    Image of judgingamy judgingamy
    11:31 AM

    In reply to Why Should Women Find Levi Johnston Sexy? "I Don't Know."
    But he's not taking control of his image. And he's not brave because this is just a different group of people painting a picture of him.

    I feel terrible for Bristol. Imagine being a 17 year old girl, put aside the whole baby/marriage thing, put aside the whole he's famous for talking shit about her mom thing even, and your boyfriend becomes a huge porn star. I'd be so confused and mortified by that alone. With everything else on top of it... wow. #fleshbotawards
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    Image of colormeroutine colormeroutine
    11:38 AM

    @judgingamy: I feel bad for both of them. They were both kids without a whole lot of life experience, living in a fairly small and isolated place, who got dumped into a shitstorm they had no way of knowing how to navigate at absolutely the worst moment ever. And I'm not sure doing a playgirl spread is becoming a "huge porn star". Also they are no longer together, and who he chooses to get naked in front of is not really her business (or anyone else's) #fleshbotawards
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11:47 AM

    @colormeroutine: Agreed. If anyone is at fault, it's Sarah Palin and the GOP machinery that thrust Bristol and Levi into the spotlight to begin with. She/they manipulated their images to paint the perfect picture of Middle-American, conservative values. They were kids, and they were paraded around like show dogs to perpertuate a fictictious image. That he has come out of that situation and remained sane is impressive. That he has seemingly taken every opportunity to piss of Sarah is only a bonus. #fleshbotawards
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    11:29 AM

    In reply to Why Should Women Find Levi Johnston Sexy? "I Don't Know."
    How long will it be before Jon Gosselin or Spencer Pratt starts hanging out with him in order to be more relevant? #fleshbotawards
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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    11:27 AM

    In reply to Why Should Women Find Levi Johnston Sexy? "I Don't Know."
    He looks hot in that picture and if the other tabloid male-du-jour option is the unwashed seemingly underfed sparkle vamp, give me Levi any day. #fleshbotawards
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    11:23 AM

    In reply to Why Should Women Find Levi Johnston Sexy? "I Don't Know."
    I was discussing my fondness for Levi with Mr. Vivelafat last night. A comic book creator could not have written a more perfect foil for Palin. He has no political agenda and nothing to loose and best of all SHE MADE HIM. He would have not platform at all had she not dragged him into the spotlight. I honestly predict that he will bring her down. #fleshbotawards
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11:28 AM

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: I know. I love that of all the people in the world--the political analysts, the politicians, campaign managers--the person who has proven to be the thorn in her side is an eighteen year old hockey player from a broken home, who went on to impregnate her daughter and then become a gay icon. It's actually quite poetic and a true American gothic story for this era. Bravo, Levi. #fleshbotawards
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    11:43 AM

    @Tchotchke: I love you for getting this. It's actually kind of beautiful in that it makes perfect sense while making no sense at all. #fleshbotawards
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    Image of funzette funzette
    11:50 AM

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: This is the best Levi-Sarah analogy I've heard yet. He's like her Frankenstein monster, the Man-Bat to her Bat-Man. the Venom to her Spiderman.

    I'm picturing this 50 foot tall, expression-less naked man, wordlessly tearing down her life by swinging his giant penis every which way, exposing corruption and hypocrisy. A modern day Paul Bunyan.

    And nobody loves him, and he is so alone, but he can't go back, and neither can she. They are the only ones that understand each other.

    I will name him Hubris. #fleshbotawards
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11:18 AM

    In reply to Why Should Women Find Levi Johnston Sexy? "I Don't Know."
    He's sexy in that "jock who was in Honors English and said one mildly brilliant thing that justified the sex dream you had about him" kind of way. #fleshbotawards
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    11:35 AM

    @CurtCole: So true. My inner 16 year old nerd girl is absolutely desperate to make out with him in a dim basement. #fleshbotawards
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    11:42 AM

    @CurtCole: A.K.A. He's a total Catalano. (Well, except for the jock part. Mostly the good-looking part.) #fleshbotawards
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11:50 AM

    @Kivrin: EXACTLY! #fleshbotawards
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    Image of sybann sybann
    11:17 AM

    In reply to Why Should Women Find Levi Johnston Sexy? "I Don't Know."
    I find him about as sexy as a baked potato. #fleshbotawards
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    Image of lolabee lolabee
    11:23 AM


    @sybann: you may want to avert your eyes! #fleshbotawards
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    Image of sybann sybann
    11:30 AM

    @lolabee: Damn you! Prove me wrong in public!

    OK - I find him significantly LESS sexy than a baked potato. May I please have bacon and sour cream too? #fleshbotawards
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    11:15 AM

    In reply to Why Should Women Find Levi Johnston Sexy? "I Don't Know."
    There is only one question left. Where did he get that amazing suit? #fleshbotawards
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    11:14 AM

    In reply to Why Should Women Find Levi Johnston Sexy? "I Don't Know."
    I at least give him partial credit for learning to say no--if, in fact, he's doing that. It shows an understanding of error and consequence that a lot of dudes that age haven't mastered.

    But I wonder if he's going to look back on all this in 20 years and just be embarrassed. Because it's getting to the point where it's pretty fucking embarrassing, IMO. #fleshbotawards
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    Image of hortense hortense
    11:27 AM

    @BeckySharper: I seems like he's embarrassed now, really. I think his stance on "opinionated" women might actually be the result of some class-based insecurities. It reads to me as if he's saying, "I'm embarrassed that I don't have the money to keep up with these girls" as opposed to "I don't like these girls."

    He's a high school drop out, a new father, his mother is in prison for drugs, and he's said he's doing this for the money to help provide for his sister. I don't know. The whole thing is kind of depressing. #fleshbotawards
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    11:33 AM

    @hortense: It is pretty depressing, and the class element is unmistakeable. I mean, I'd think more highly of him if he'd stayed in Alaska, gotten his electrician's license and spent more time with his kid.

    But who am I to judge? He's a kid from a hardscrabble place with very little opportunity. He may never get a chance to earn money like this again in his life. Life's full of trade-offs. Who knows? I might have done the same thing if I'd wound up in his shoes. #fleshbotawards
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    Image of lolabee lolabee
    11:13 AM

    In reply to Why Should Women Find Levi Johnston Sexy? "I Don't Know."
    anything that makes sarah palin's life miserable i find incredibly sexy.

    don't ask for examples other than levi. #fleshbotawards
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11:14 AM


    @lolabee: May I present Exhibit B? #fleshbotawards
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    Image of lolabee lolabee
    11:15 AM

    @CurtCole: what did i say! #fleshbotawards
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    11:13 AM

    In reply to Why Should Women Find Levi Johnston Sexy? "I Don't Know."
    The 17-year-old me finds him sexy. The now me wants him off my lawn. #fleshbotawards
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    Image of Penny Penny
    11:15 AM

    @whynotshesaid: My 16-year-old self might have been into him. Before I knew better. #fleshbotawards
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    Image of bananaballs bananaballs
    11:09 AM

    In reply to Why Should Women Find Levi Johnston Sexy? "I Don't Know."
    I love this kid. The lack of irony just makes him more endearing. #fleshbotawards
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    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    11:12 AM

    @bananaballs: That Vanity Fair article was unintentionally HILARIOUS. I kinda wish he would just fade away, though. I feel like he thinks he's in on the joke and he's really ...not. I almost feel bad for him. #fleshbotawards
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    Image of bananaballs bananaballs
    11:18 AM

    @katie.scarlett.o'hara: I don't feel too bad for him. He'll be fine. He doesn't have lofty aspirations, he's just enjoying the ride. I really think he sort of is in on the joke. Even though he's not the brightest crayon in the box, he's smart enough to know where his niche is, I just think he's being a good sport about it.

    I mean, he was pretend dating Kathy Griffin and in attendance at the Fleshbot awards. C'mon.
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11:25 AM

    @bananaballs: I agree and think that he has displayed an incredible sense of self-preservation. Clearly, he saw this as his ticket out of Wasilla, and he took it. Good for him. Additionally, he seems to have a very good sense of humor about becoming the next "gay icon" and for that, I give him a lot of credit. Most of the jocks that I went to high school with would not have been half as gracious in the same position. #fleshbotawards
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    Image of bananaballs bananaballs
    11:46 AM

    @Tchotchke: Agreed! People have to remember where he comes from, and how in spite of being from an extremely rural area in proximity to one of the biggest right-wing nutjobs ever, he manages to be gracious about some pretty progressive shit.

    I will so be buying this issue of Playgirl. #fleshbotawards
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    Image of hortense hortense
    11:09 AM

    In reply to Why Should Women Find Levi Johnston Sexy? "I Don't Know."
    It just seems like he's willing to play a part for whomever is offering him said part, you know?

    I feel bad for Bristol, actually. He broke away from the Sarah Palin media machine. She can't. #fleshbotawards
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    11:15 AM

    @hortense: Poor Bristol. I feel bad for any child whose parent turns them into a campaign prop, like they are a podium draped in tri-colored bunting or something. #fleshbotawards
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    11:15 AM

    @hortense: That's what makes me sad. They both were equally responsible for making the baby, but, she has to stay in Alaska with the family because she needs their help with the baby, while he goes out and poses nude and appears on SNL.

    I almost wish someone would give Bristol a silly job that pays a lot of money so she could get out on her own. She's being made into a walking and talking PSA by her crazy mom. #fleshbotawards
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    Image of Penny Penny
    11:06 AM

    In reply to Why Should Women Find Levi Johnston Sexy? "I Don't Know."
    One more thing, if someone were to ask me why men think I am sexy, I would answer in the same way. Or laugh. #fleshbotawards
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    Image of Irin Irin
    11:09 AM

    @Penny: Totally fair. But are you posing for Playgirl? (Or any female equivalent). #fleshbotawards
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    Image of Penny Penny
    11:11 AM

    @Irin: Oh that wasn't a dig on you at all, it's a valid question. He's just not very articulate, as I said below. And neither am I when it comes to those questions... #fleshbotawards
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