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    Image of sybann sybann
    02:22 PM

    In reply to The Curious Case Of Demi Moore's Left Hip
    I said she looked gaunt that day - and said it was not as redonk as the pic below (the fired toothpick RL model) - but I may have been hasty. When will they stop making women look unnatural? #demimoorephotoshop
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    02:20 PM

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Cruise Talks To Ashtrays
    Jennifer Aniston looks like a frightened bunny on both of those covers. #angelinajolieadopting
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    02:17 PM

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Cruise Talks To Ashtrays
    Huh. "Jessica's Revenge" sounds alot like "Montezuma's Revenge" in that, while in Mexico, I too lost about half of my body weight. I wonder if her diet includes periodic vomiting and diarrhea. I wouldn't really recommend it. #angelinajolieadopting
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    02:16 PM

    In reply to Requiem For The History Channel: A Nerd's Rant
    Oh god. I recently cajoled my wife into watching a program on the History Channel about "Jesse James's Lost Fortune of Gold" or some bullshit like that.

    It's like the channel has started playing the "what if" game nonstop. What if aliens really built the pyramids? What if Da Vinci was secretly three feet tall and Jewish? What if Hitler's still alive?

    The History Channel: Running Tangential to Actual History Since 2004. #thehistorychannel
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    Image of Katxyz Katxyz
    02:16 PM

    In reply to Requiem For The History Channel: A Nerd's Rant
    One of my professors played us a documentary for a foreign policy class from the History Channel. I think the series was called "Man, Moment, Machine." I thought it was from Spike until I asked and was told otherwise. They were practically screaming at the 18-25 male demographic to please, please, pretty please watch. #thehistorychannel
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    02:15 PM

    In reply to Requiem For The History Channel: A Nerd's Rant
    Oh, and I remember reading something (on Jezebel, actually, probably last year), about how some high-powered woman exec of the History Channel has helped make it one of the most popular channels for males ages 18-35 or something with shows like Ice Road Truckers and Ax-Men. So, I think it's partly just the HC trying to appear "cool" and "awesome" to young guys who they assume have no interest whatsoever in "stodgy" history. So we get shlock like Nostradamus and aliens in the Bible, because "young men are only interested in boobs and aliens and friggin awesome shit and maybe some guns y'know?"

    Oh, and I'm pretty sure they assume all these men smoke a lot of weed, because that's the only excuse I can think of for watching half the programs they air now. #thehistorychannel
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    02:14 PM

    In reply to The Curious Case Of Demi Moore's Left Hip

    Still looks better than next month's cover of Cate Blanchett. #demimoorephotoshop
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    Image of abagatelle abagatelle
    02:13 PM

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Cruise Talks To Ashtrays
    The Angelina hitman item from number 5 isn't LOL, its true. She thought it would be too traumatic for her family to find her body after a suicide, that a murder would somehow be better. It stuck with me after all these years, because in the interview she claimed that it was actually the hitman who talked her out of it. I was little when I read it (I believe it was a RS interview) and I never forgot because it reminded me of Snow White. #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of funzette funzette
    02:15 PM

    @abagatelle: Was the hitman Josh Hartnett? #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of belle TL belle TL
    02:12 PM

    In reply to Requiem For The History Channel: A Nerd's Rant
    THC is much like the Food Network for me--so many of the hosts lack the intellect, charm and/or personality to draw me in and leave the channel on for hours and hours on weekends like I used to. The established people are phoning it in now (especially Giada and Ina), the upstarts are uninspired, schticky and/or mediocre, and it seems like 80% of their programming is contest-related.

    Fine Living is fine for some things, like Iron Chef and Molto Mario reruns, but it's not the same at all. #thehistorychannel
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    Image of EkaterinaBallerina EkaterinaBallerina
    02:10 PM

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Cruise Talks To Ashtrays
    I think the thing I'm most disturbed by is that all 4 Angelina covers used the same picture of her. Different angles, but she's clearly wearing the same thing in every picture. I know she wears a lot of black, but come on. #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of funzette funzette
    02:10 PM

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Cruise Talks To Ashtrays

    Can't we all just get along? #angelinajolieadopting
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    02:09 PM

    In reply to Requiem For The History Channel: A Nerd's Rant
    Oh thank you, thank you thank you thank you Sadie, for articulating what I've thought for years. I used to make fun of what I called "the WWII and Roman History Channel," but now I wish I had that back. Basically, all of what was once 2am-5am programming has moved to prime time...although History International has some amazing documentaries (I saw one this summer about the Little Ice Age, and it was fascinating), as does PBS, it's just ridiculous that they have to be shunted off to the side channels. It's terrible, and I weep for the days of horribly re-enacted Hitlers and Caesars. #thehistorychannel
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    02:07 PM

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Cruise Talks To Ashtrays
    This Brad-Jen-Angelina thing is never. going. to. END. When Jen and Angelina are 94 years old, these magazine will still have them on the cover, like, "Angie steals the tennis balls of Jen's Walker!" "Jen hires away Angie's night nurse!" "Brad brings horrible strawberry candies to Jen- is a reconciliation in the works?!" #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of emilyanne emilyanne
    02:10 PM

    @Triphena: It'll be A Whatever Happened to Baby Jane for our generation. I picture Angie as Jane with fright wig and odd make-up and Jen in the Joan Crawford role, all stern clothes and looks. #angelinajolieadopting
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    02:11 PM

    @emilyanne:
    "You wouldn't be able to do these awful things to me if I weren't still in this chair."
    " But you *are*, Jen! You *are* in that chair!" #angelinajolieadopting
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    02:18 PM

    @Triphena: I don't get why it's so endlessly fascinating. They're not the only celebrity couple to divorce and remarry ever. #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    02:18 PM

    @Triphena: Who did the tabloids write about before Angelina came along? Really, I can't remember. Princess Diana, maybe? #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    02:07 PM

    In reply to The Curious Case Of Demi Moore's Left Hip
    I'm more freaked out by her zombie eyes. #demimoorephotoshop
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    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    02:09 PM

    @Diziet_Sma: Or that her face is void of expression entirely? #demimoorephotoshop
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    Image of Triana Orpheus Triana Orpheus
    02:10 PM

    @Diziet_Sma: That is total "Braaaaaaiiins!" face. #demimoorephotoshop
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    02:14 PM

    @DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: Yeah, that too. She's like a wind-up doll that's wound dowwwwnnnnnn.
    @Triana Orpheus: Hey! Maybe that explains the missing hip and the fact that she's a zombie? She was attacked by a zombie, who thought her brains were in her ass!
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    02:06 PM

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Cruise Talks To Ashtrays
    I'm not a Nancy Grace fan myself but I'm somewhat pleasantly surprised that Kendra watches...a variation? of the news. #angelinajolieadopting
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    Image of BeckyIva BeckyIva
    02:17 PM

    @bluebears: Yeah, I was impressed that she knew about Jaycee Duggard.

    I have a theory that Kendra plays a character in the media and she knows it. This theory is reinforced by the "behind the scenes of the Kendra Show" show that she did last year, where she talked about how she thought trying to find a way to open a can of dog food without a can opener would be "a really funny gag for the show." She pretty much admitted she was playing this funny dumb blonde thing for the cameras. The sad thing is that "the funny dumb blonde" continues to fulfill some sort of common male fantasy, hence the Paris/J. Simp/Kendras of the world. #angelinajolieadopting
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    02:19 PM

    @BeckyIva: yeah. they're all so ridiculous with their put on dumb acts. Although I don't think Kendra is the sharpest knife in the drawer to begin with... #angelinajolieadopting
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