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Wed Nov 11
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10:52 PM
10:51 PM
1) She isn't girl-pretty. I watched the VMAs with a friend who is very uninterested in celebrity. She really did not get all of the remarks about how gorgeous Megan Fox is, they literally confused her. Not that she thought Megan Fox was ugly, but that she wasn't any prettier than Beyonce or Taylor Swift.
2) She says incredibly dumb stuff and shits on women. That quote up there about women tearing each other apart isn't going to win her female fans.
3) Outside of Jennifer's Body which no one saw, she's only been in dude movies where she is the sexy prop. Women tend to like actresses who play relatable female characters not fembots.
The closest comparison I can come up is Matthew McConaughey who I would guess has more female fans than male fans since he does a lot of chick flicks and is known for his chest. #meganfoxhate
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09:16 PM
The last time he tried to refuse to carry the bag, I told him very loudly in front of the Duane Reade crowd that no one was going to think he was having his period.
He was humiliated, and the clerk much amused.
He still won't discuss poo, though. Poo is very private.
BTW, he's forty-fucking-two. #periodsex
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07:53 PM
That being said, most guys I’ve been with, at least in recent memory, had no problem with it. #periodsex
10:09 PM
Maybe I'm misreading.. Please tell me your birthday present wasn't giving your dude a blowjob!
Also, general TMI suggestion – period sex doesn't have to mean intercourse or even taking out/off your blood catcher of choice. Hand jobs, blow jobs and vibrators go a long way. #periodsex
07:44 PM
I think she's gorgeous--no doubt about it. In a way that I really like. But over and over, she's presented ornamentally, saying titillating but not threatening-to-the-(male)-status quo stuff. She does the mouth-half-open pose constantly. She's half-dressed.
That's okay. But once I've seen it, I'm like, "Well, hooray for you, pretty thing!"
I think in ten years, I bet she'll be making noises like Demi Moore about how there are no good roles for older women, when, in reality, if you build a career around being an ornament, you can't expect to be hired it's Show Up (with some talent) or Shut Up time, in your early 30s.
Angelina is as beautiful, but women love her, and always have. Because she's willingly presented other sides of herself besides, well, herself and her thoughts about herself and what other people think of her. She showed range and skill in her acting; she showed some self-awareness that wasn't self-obsession in her interviews.
In short, she presented herself as more than just a One Pout Pony, and chicks dig it! #meganfoxhate
08:20 PM
I salute you. #meganfoxhate
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07:22 PM
The world is constantly telling me what I should think about everything else. It would be nice if movie stars would refrain and just get on with entertaining me.
09:31 PM
Famous Persons: Get on with entertaining us unless you have something meaningful to say, and stfu in the meantime. And if you, Famous People, do not and won't stfu, then please don't expect us to not have a little guffaw at your expense. #meganfoxhate
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07:17 PM
Me: Yeah, I get really farty when I'm on my period.
Him: Aww, you're adorable! #periodsex
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