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    Image of Penny Penny
    01:38 PM

    In reply to The Curious Case Of Demi Moore's Left Hip
    I'll tell you want they were after, white space between her arm and her leg. I assume her hip was touching her arm in the original photo.

    At first glance one might think that the piece of draped fabric was causing the visual effect. But, it's just bad. #demimoorephotoshop
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    01:39 PM

    @Penny: oh good call. that's probably the reason. #demimoorephotoshop
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    Image of hughman hughman
    01:36 PM

    In reply to The Curious Case Of Demi Moore's Left Hip
    i'm sure all her other "cast of 300"/gladiator/marching band cohorts look the same. #demimoorephotoshop
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    Image of Schrodinger's Cat Schrodinger's Cat
    01:35 PM

    In reply to The Curious Case Of Demi Moore's Left Hip
    The hot new hollywood way to lose weight--whittlin'! #demimoorephotoshop
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    NellMood promoted this comment Schrodinger's Cat was starred Schrodinger's Cat was unstarred
    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    01:33 PM

    In reply to The Curious Case Of Demi Moore's Left Hip
    Women really are made increasingly invisible as they get older. #demimoorephotoshop
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    01:38 PM

    @andBegorrah: It is the way things are in Hollywood, and it just ain't ever gonna change. #demimoorephotoshop
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    01:40 PM

    @andBegorrah: I have found, now that I'm in my 30s, that entire chunks just fall off me, making dents at 90 degree angles. #demimoorephotoshop
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of EndangeredRed EndangeredRed
    01:32 PM

    In reply to The Curious Case Of Demi Moore's Left Hip
    What you don't realize is that Demi is just a series of moving blocks. Like tetris. It's perfectly normal! #demimoorephotoshop
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    bluebears promoted this comment EndangeredRed was starred EndangeredRed was unstarred
    Image of funzette funzette
    01:40 PM

    @EndangeredRed: Her hip, it be square? #demimoorephotoshop
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    01:30 PM

    In reply to The Curious Case Of Demi Moore's Left Hip
    And we are surprised because? #demimoorephotoshop
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    01:30 PM

    In reply to The Curious Case Of Demi Moore's Left Hip
    Shark bite, perhaps? #demimoorephotoshop
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    Image of laureltreedaphne laureltreedaphne
    01:29 PM

    In reply to The Curious Case Of Demi Moore's Left Hip
    Hmm - I don't know. I feel like if she was cocking the other hip, this actually looks fine? #demimoorephotoshop
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    yvanehtnioj promoted this comment laureltreedaphne was starred laureltreedaphne was unstarred
    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    01:32 PM

    @laureltreedaphne: Yeah, I'm sure they did the basic "take 5 inches off of everything! Everything!" photoshopping, but with her hip cocked it's not that off-the-wall that she'd have a line like that. She's narrow-hipped in life. #demimoorephotoshop
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    Image of Sev Sev
    01:32 PM

    @laureltreedaphne: Did you miss the really bad photoshop job between the two green strips of fabric on her hip? It sort of looks like the used the blur tool towards the inside. #demimoorephotoshop
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    hortense promoted this comment Sev was starred Sev was unstarred
    Image of cinematheques cinematheques
    01:33 PM

    @laureltreedaphne: But if she were, her left leg would be angled more to the side. Its almost straight here. #demimoorephotoshop
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    01:34 PM

    @laureltreedaphne: Unless her her femur is made of rubber, there is no way she could have cocked her hip to make 2 inches of flesh disappear below the hip. Check out the flesh on the right hand side between the two swaths of fabric. That ain't right. #demimoorephotoshop
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    01:36 PM

    @laureltreedaphne: It looks like two separate pictures of her, and the bottom on is slightly bigger. I'm sure it was done to make her hips look even smaller. #demimoorephotoshop
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    Image of Penny Penny
    01:39 PM

    @yvanehtnioj: I have no hips and have spent a LOT of time looking at myself in the mirror.

    That up there is impossible. #demimoorephotoshop
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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    01:20 PM

    In reply to Requiem For The History Channel: A Nerd's Rant
    Don't mock the aliens in 2012 shit to this guy I know, unless you want 60MB files hurled at you at the speed of light.

    Or talk about autism/vaccine connections.

    Or American politics.

    Or anything, really.

    Dude is totally convinced that he's got all the answers, and any kind of pseudo-science will convince him he's right, you're wrong, and we're all programmed to make fun of him.

    I no longer talk to him, for something totally unrelated, but does anyone have any info on the racism of the David Icke theories? I would love to read it. I watched that awful Zeitgeist shit, and Loose Change, but they were so awful! I was so unconvinced (you're saying that because a symbol looks like the letter M, there is a spiritual connection? Methinks no.). #thehistorychannel
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    Image of JP Meyer JP Meyer
    01:14 PM

    In reply to Are Colleges Discriminating Against Women?
    I wonder how much of this is comes from that whole ZOMG CRISIS OF MASCULINITY! thing and how much of it comes from the fact that if there are overwhelmingly male colleges like service academies and tech schools, there are going to end up having to be schools that are going to be more heavily female, especially seeing how women have (I believe) at 55/45% advantage in college enrollment. #genderincollegeadmissions
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    Image of BeRy51 BeRy51
    01:12 PM

    In reply to Requiem For The History Channel: A Nerd's Rant
    Same trend with A&E. Remember Biography? America's Castles? Such great nerd porn. Now Biography just copies E! true hollywood stories and is relegated to its own ghettoized channel, and I haven't seen an America's Castles episode since 1999. The nearest substitute is the Ghost Hunter show that goes to historic homes with creepy floor-squeaks. And remember the Great Books show narrated by Andre Brauer? gone. I'm sad for me, and also for the children. I cry. #thehistorychannel
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    bluebears promoted this comment BeRy51 was starred BeRy51 was unstarred
    Image of bluebears bluebears
    01:13 PM

    @BeRy51: Oh America's Castles! siiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh. I had forgotten all about that one, it was so good. A & E really used to be amazing, I could park myself in front of it all day. #thehistorychannel
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    01:14 PM

    @BeRy51: I'll admit that I love Intervention and Paranormal State (Ryan is so hot!) but the rest of that channel is dead to me. Too much CSI Miami. #thehistorychannel
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    Image of RoseColette (fewer thorns; more coffee) RoseColette (fewer thorns; more coffee)
    01:20 PM

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: I have so much love for Paranormal State. Other than that, the "Criminal Minds" reruns are about the only other thing that reminds me A & E is still around. #thehistorychannel
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    01:10 PM

    In reply to Requiem For The History Channel: A Nerd's Rant
    Longing for actual documentaries on actual demonstrable historical facts? I thought that's what PBS is for. #thehistorychannel
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    01:09 PM

    In reply to Requiem For The History Channel: A Nerd's Rant
    Don't forget all of the documentaries on gangs of all stripes. I often refer to the History Channel as the Penis Channel, because it seems designed only to appeal to a certain sector of creepy young men with a taste for violence.

    I would love the History Channel so much more if it focused on history that is relevant to more than just the military fetishists among us. I once caught a documentary on some channel about the 1960s and the sexual revolution and I was fucking hooked for all two hours and all commercial breaks. I watched all of the historical extras on the Mad Men DVDs. I love Ken Burns' stuff. I am reading a critical Mormon women's history and poring over old issues of an LDS women's publication right now - FOR FUN.

    Oh well. I suppose I shall continue to sate my nerd hungers with Science TV. (Now with more Michio Kaku!) #thehistorychannel
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    01:08 PM

    In reply to Requiem For The History Channel: A Nerd's Rant
    I miss that damn "Barbarians!" series they did. Genghis Khan, Boudica, the Visigoths...all laying waste to Rome! #thehistorychannel
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    01:06 PM

    In reply to Requiem For The History Channel: A Nerd's Rant
    The last show I watched on THC was last summer and it was all about how ancient people were being assisted by alien intervention because CLEARLY that was the only explanation for their ingenuity and inventiveness. Oddly, none of the so-called experts featured in the show mentioned alien intervention in the European arena. Just the, a-hem, darker skin? areas of the globe. #thehistorychannel
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