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Thu Nov 12
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05:26 PM
Then head to Patel Brothers for the best Indian grocery shopping eva.
And wrap it all up with a henna tattoo! I'm getting myself a HT to freak out my family at Thanksgiving. It's going to be kick-ass.
I'm just sayin'. #freepeople
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(Unless, of course, it's a Jezebel piece about Octomom, in which case I drown in the conundrum.)
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I feel like there's a definite Greek Mythology connection with Nadya Suleman. Perhaps Persephone? #octomom
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ive been team nicole from the first episode, but laura has always been my second favorite. i think nicole SHOULD win and has more potential, but i wont be upset either way (as much as one can get upset over the results of a mediocre reality tv show). i think i like nicole because she seems really determined and thoughtful, but isn't arrogant (like erin was). #americasnexttopmodelhulahiphop
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But really, I'd rather preserve my poor hippie (student) savings for 1) a grad school degree in the humanities and 2) flights to cool places where I can work with people who might actually be doing something to change the world. Oh, and 3) a suit so I can find a real person job someday (haha). #freepeople
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But his hair is very nice, he could be TV drama (like E.R. or Rescue Me) good-looking. #fleshbotawards
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I'm glad you said something about this, Latoya. I've noticed that autotune has been way overused in recently made professionally produced fuckfests. And I really think that it detracts from the quality of the product, and the spirit of pornography. #porn
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That said, the only thing I wanted on my honeymoon was someplace pretty, not too scheduled, and lots of sexin'. #marieclarie
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