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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    03:26 PM

    In reply to Can Scott Roeder Really Use The "Necessity Defense?"
    Abortion is legal. Murder is not. No effing way. #scottroeder
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    Image of linnyt is a walking cliché linnyt is a walking cliché
    03:26 PM

    In reply to Can Scott Roeder Really Use The "Necessity Defense?"
    I don't see how a necessity defense could be used against someone that was doing something legal. I'm not a lawyer though, and I don't play one on TV. #scottroeder
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    Image of Penny Penny
    03:26 PM

    In reply to Can Scott Roeder Really Use The "Necessity Defense?"
    I know shit-all about law. But, I would assume a necessity defense in this case would assume abortion is murder?

    What are the legalities around a fetus and murder? Is it on a case-by-case basis or is there a firm line drawn (i.e. third trimester)?

    Shit, maybe the way to go about the abortion debate is to firm up the legalities around when a fetus can be "murdered," if at all? #scottroeder
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    03:24 PM

    In reply to Can Scott Roeder Really Use The "Necessity Defense?"
    Can Scott Roeder Really Use The "Necessity Defense?"

    hahahahahaha. nooooo. nice try lunatics.
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    Edited by bluebears at 11/10/09 3:27 PM bluebears was starred bluebears was unstarred
    Image of sybann sybann
    03:08 PM

    In reply to Cosmo: Men Want Virgins & Whores, No Fatties
    I'm guessing Fergie may be regretting that comment given recent gossip about her spouse... #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    03:00 PM

    In reply to Cosmo: Men Want Virgins & Whores, No Fatties
    I think it would be hard to maintain eye contact if you are rubbing his member on all over your face. Methinks someone at Cosmo needs a lesson in human anatomy. #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of funzette funzette
    02:57 PM

    In reply to Cosmo: Men Want Virgins & Whores, No Fatties
    What his hug reveals:
    1. The Big Bear Hug: Sorry ladies, he prefers hairy barrel-shaped men!

    2. The Side Arm Half Hug: To get this douche more often, douche more often - He's worried about germs down THERE

    3. Spoon Hug: He's practicing for later tonight, when you make love in a new and exciting place: up the butt! #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    03:05 PM

    @funzette: I always figured most male acquaintances awkwardly hugged women in a poor attempt to feel them up. The more you know! :::rainbow::: #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of Never_Nude Never_Nude
    03:09 PM

    @funzette: Wow, when you describe these, they sound all weird and non-consenual! Rapey, even. It reminds me of how I often have to love on my cats, in a nonconsensual way--I call it "forceful love externally applied." #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of formergr formergr
    03:28 PM

    @Never_Nude: Or as the Engineer's Guide to Cats terms it, "Corporal Cuddling". #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of Cerridwen Cerridwen
    02:56 PM

    In reply to Cosmo: Men Want Virgins & Whores, No Fatties
    I am only interested in the Sexy Party hairtsyles if they are modelled by Stewie Griffin. #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of Scout Scout
    02:59 PM

    @Cerridwen: promoted! promoted! promoted! #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    02:55 PM

    In reply to Cosmo: Men Want Virgins & Whores, No Fatties
    I am going to practice my sneaking up on men and grabbing their penises technique tonight on my way home. Wish me luck, ladies! #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of Leucadia Leucadia
    03:00 PM

    @Tchotchke: Men waiting for buses will be easy to catch unawares! Sexy public assault! #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    03:06 PM

    @Tchotchke: Thanks for the warning, i'll be sure to wear my cup if i'm out at all tonight #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of pesematology pesematology
    02:54 PM

    In reply to Cosmo: Men Want Virgins & Whores, No Fatties
    Now I'm watching the section of "Spin the Bottle" about how alcohol is used by women to resolve the virgin/whore dichotomy pressures. Has some of that same cute guy talking who did Tough Guise, too. You guys keep posting about what I'm watching at the moment. #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    02:53 PM

    In reply to Cosmo: Men Want Virgins & Whores, No Fatties
    I read that headline and can only think of Drake Rogers from Strangers with Candy: "Wow, a virgin whore!" #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of GreyEminence GreyEminence
    02:56 PM

    @Mary McCarthyite: Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go powder my newly-pure nether regions. #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of Margaret Margaret
    03:02 PM

    @Mary McCarthyite: Well, the word "fatties" was meant to be read in a Jerri Blank voice. #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    03:03 PM

    @GreyEminence: In next month's Cosmo, guest columnist Jerri Blank will teach readers how to stay "moist as a snack cake down there." #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    03:07 PM

    @Margaret: But my vagina's all... puffy. #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    03:08 PM

    @Mary McCarthyite: That's what they really want. They're just too afraid to say so. #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    02:50 PM

    In reply to Cosmo: Men Want Virgins & Whores, No Fatties
    In Italy, Catholic boys are raised to believe that there are two types of women: the Madonna and the whore.

    So that's why my relationship with that Sicilian guy sucked so much. #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    02:53 PM

    @morninggloria: Yeah, I guess according to them Swiss Catholics might be raised to believe something else.
    One of the innumerable reasons I feel justified appreciating Roger so much. #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    02:54 PM


    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    02:56 PM

    @morninggloria: Never show tits to a Sicilian when sex is on the line.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    02:56 PM


    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    03:11 PM

    @jigglyball: Only slightly less known than never get involved in a land war in Asia. #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of sybann sybann
    03:13 PM

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: knock it off! I'm trying to work here (sort of)!

    Jeez. Whew. Is that a hot flash or is it just warm in here? #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    02:49 PM

    In reply to Cosmo: Men Want Virgins & Whores, No Fatties
    I am really appreciating Cosmo's "Ode to 40 Years of the Muppets". Fergie's supposed to be Janice, right? #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    02:49 PM

    In reply to Cosmo: Men Want Virgins & Whores, No Fatties
    "Try sneaking up behind your boyfriend while he's on the phone and grabbing his penis, putting lotion on your nipples and dragging them across his chest, or taking his dick to "massage his tip all over your upper body — lips, cheeks, breasts — all while maintaining eye contact."

    Is this some new modern dance contortion that's not taught in regular Pilates class?
    *eyeroll* #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    02:58 PM

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: I understand this completely. In an unrelated note, here's a picture of me:
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    03:00 PM

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Okay, thank you, Mademoiselle Hydrae Medusae. I just embarrassed myself unmercifully by cackling out loud in a public place.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    03:26 PM

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): He'll want to plant a hickey on each of your necks. #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    02:48 PM

    In reply to Cosmo: Men Want Virgins & Whores, No Fatties
    Did anyone else read that as "Crap, where's my Cum"?
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    02:49 PM

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): No, but I did read the bottom as "14 Sex Party Hairstyles" and thought momentarily that the average Cosmo reader is living a life that kind of frightens me.
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    Edited by Zombie Ms. Skittles at 11/10/09 2:50 PM Zombie Ms. Skittles was starred Zombie Ms. Skittles was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    02:53 PM

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: I only have 12 Sex Party Hairstyles, but then again, I only get invited to 7-8 a year, so it's ok. #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    03:00 PM

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): In scanning this, I mistakenly read that I was supposed to be talking to his dick. I figured it was to make it grow, it works for plants, right?
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    Edited by BabyJane at 11/10/09 3:01 PM BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    03:02 PM

    @BabyJane: I get plants and his dick mixed up. Word to the wise - never say to the dick "Don't you look spindly and green today!" #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    03:05 PM

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): The pruning mistakes I've made! #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    03:09 PM

    @BabyJane: Yes, but getting rid of the thorns is a must. #cosmodecember09coverlies
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