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    Image of toastandlove toastandlove
    03:38 PM

    In reply to Free People Wishes You Hippie Holidays
    Only skinny white people can dress like this. If you are thick or black or brown, you will look like a homeless vagrant. It's just a theory.

    You can also dress like this if you are skinny and black or brown, but you have to have a very expensive (aspirational!) haircut to go with it. #freepeople
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    Image of Dodai Dodai
    03:41 PM

    @toastandlove: Hmm. You might be right, as Zoe Kravitz often makes it work. #freepeople
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    03:37 PM

    In reply to Marie Claire: This Month, Try Settling For A Lesser Man
    Isn't it travel manifesto that you absolutely despise the person you backpack abroad with by the end of the experience? You go with your best friend, then after three months you want to KILL them, then you come home, don't talk for a month, then you're best friends again. Why would anybody want that in a marriage?

    Besides, you don't want to sleep in hostels on your honeymoon, you want to sleep somewhere where you can have lots of sex. #marieclarie
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    Image of Penny Penny
    03:35 PM

    In reply to Free People Wishes You Hippie Holidays
    Totally agreed on the proportions on #2. That skirt would look totally cute with just a scoop-neck black tank. And 86 the knee socks, Jesus.

    #7. I thought that read "grandma's love triangle" and I was like "EWWW!"

    #9...so...much...ugly...

    As for #13, I thought harem pant trend had died? #freepeople
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    03:39 PM

    @Penny: I think #9 is FP's take on American Apparel. Uglier, pricier, etc.
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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    03:34 PM

    In reply to Free People Wishes You Hippie Holidays
    "Boyfriend jeans"
    Definition: I took Marie Claire's advice and settled for a useless loser as a boyfriend and I've had to hold together his jeans with pieces of the shirts he leaves the floor for me to clean. #freepeople
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    Image of hortense hortense
    03:32 PM

    In reply to Free People Wishes You Hippie Holidays
    If you're over the age of 18 months, you probably shouldn't be wearing a "onesie." #freepeople
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    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    03:31 PM

    In reply to Free People Wishes You Hippie Holidays
    As a caterpillar becomes a butterfly, so must you become Derelicte! #freepeople
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    03:31 PM

    In reply to Free People Wishes You Hippie Holidays
    I totally agree with your analysis of all of these fug clothes. The other problem with them is that they are NOT WARM CLOTHES FOR WINTER! Apparently these worldly, thoughtful trust fund kids also have super-high internal heating systems.

    I need, like, layers of Old Navy performance fleece to stay mildly warm. Luckily those are cheap. #freepeople
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    Image of TurtleSpeak TurtleSpeak
    03:31 PM

    In reply to ANTM: Hula Hip-Hop?
    I like Laura as a person and all but... her photo was absolutely awful. I know they set it up every season to make a certain girl (usually the most boring IMHO) win the competition, but wow... they couldn't have found a better shot of Laura? She had MAJOR crazy eyes in that photo, it sure wasn't pretty.
    And I know for damn sure Nicole had a much better picture than the one they picked somewhere in her reel. I get fed up of the manipulation... though I should just expect it by now.

    WEAK, Tyra, just WEAK.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    03:30 PM

    In reply to Free People Wishes You Hippie Holidays

    I got this last week and told myself to flip through it because Dodai would surely be throwing down. But it ended up in a 10 pound stack of catalogs.

    Kate Moss & Corinne Day, anyone? #freepeople
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    03:28 PM

    In reply to Free People Wishes You Hippie Holidays
    Dodai, no. 13 didn't poop her pants! She's just trying to imitate Bert: #freepeople
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    Image of Dodai Dodai
    03:30 PM

    @Mary McCarthyite: Dang, you're right. #freepeople
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    03:28 PM

    In reply to Free People Wishes You Hippie Holidays
    I don't get the headbands that cut across your forehead. I really don't get it, at all, and that makes me feel old and clueless. I just want to push them up. Do you get weird strap imprints on your face after wearing a headband like that all day? #freepeople
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    Image of sharkish sharkish
    03:33 PM

    @NellMood: I don't get it either. Doesn't it take all the volume out of your hair, too? Is this what we're going for? #freepeople
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    03:34 PM

    @sharkish: I feel like my hair would look really mushroomy if I belted it. I probably won't test that theory. #freepeople
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    03:24 PM

    In reply to Free People Wishes You Hippie Holidays
    Dodai, I'm rolling here. So funny. Does anyone else find FP sweaters like ridiculously itchy? #freepeople
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    Image of Penny Penny
    03:39 PM

    @bluebears: Oh GOD yes. Always made of mohair or some shit. #freepeople
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    03:07 PM

    In reply to Marie Claire: This Month, Try Settling For A Lesser Man
    I always buy my gifts based on silly stereotypes. They're usually the wrong stereotypes, though, which is why everyone was so confused that year I bought my grandma a novelty sombrero, some top shelf tequila, and a sarape and my grandpa a collection of multicolored body glitters, a CD containing dance remixes of Cher's greatest hits, and a subscription to Honcho. #marieclarie
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    03:18 PM

    @morninggloria: But I bet grandma and grandpa had fun with that body glitter after they shot some tequila and put Cher on the CD player in the bedroom... #marieclarie
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    Image of bluetrain84 bluetrain84
    03:03 PM

    In reply to Marie Claire: This Month, Try Settling For A Lesser Man
    You know, once upon a time I liked Marie Claire. I even subscribed, because they had a few interesting articles about women's issues internationally, some fun fashion bits, a little celeb gossip--overall, a decent read at the nail or hair salon. Now? Boringboringboringboring. I should donate the remainder of my subscription to a doctor's office, because every new issue that arrives goes unread for at least a week. #marieclarie
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    Image of IndignationCoordinator IndignationCoordinator
    02:59 PM

    In reply to Marie Claire: This Month, Try Settling For A Lesser Man
    I spent my honeymoon hanging with vagabonds too, but it didn't turn out so well, so we just jumped and rolled off the moving train the next town over.

    Besides, the hay was getting itchy and their tall tales were starting to wear on me. #marieclarie
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