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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    12/09/09

    In reply to "My Honeymoon Was Ruined By A Corpse"
    I know he says the same thing every time, but the Kerouac never fails to make me laugh.
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    Image of jenrobe jenrobe
    12/09/09

    In reply to Glamour: In 2010, Resolve Not To Put Popcorn In Your Vagina
    Could someone who has actually read this issue explain to me why I might put popcorn in my box in the first place?
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    Image of jenivere jenivere
    12/09/09

    @jenrobe: Because then you'd have a box of popcorn.

    (Sorry, I had to!)
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    12/09/09

    @jenivere: Ooooh I'm gonna... damn. Now I want popcorn. This is so unfair.
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    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    12/09/09

    In reply to "My Honeymoon Was Ruined By A Corpse"
    Arwen: Ruined by a corpse!? Starting in a few decades from now, I'll be spending all of eternity married to a corpse!
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    Image of hughman hughman
    12/09/09

    In reply to "My Honeymoon Was Ruined By A Corpse"
    did she take his bag of salted almonds? that's $25 right there.
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    Image of KATE! KATE!
    12/09/09

    In reply to 3 Lies Anti-Choicers Tell About Planned Parenthood
    I didn't see anything objectionable in that video at all. Am I missing something?

    Dr. P seemed very nice; I don't think I could have had that sort of patience with a grown-ass pregnant woman who was asking what a fetus/embryo was (but of course, im seeing this from the perspective where i know she is trying to ensnare him into using the "b" word). he could be my abortionist any day.
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    Image of limber limber
    12:23 AM

    @KATE!: For anyone not already on their side, I think the video's ineffective. It shows very patient, reasonable clinic staff talking to a woman who appears to be... uh, slow.

    He seems really nice, though I'll admit I wince every time I watch one of these and realize the doctor's in his 60s. I'm officially worried about there being no young doctors who will provide abortions.
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    Image of Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole
    12/09/09

    In reply to 3 Lies Anti-Choicers Tell About Planned Parenthood
    You know what the second worst thing about this is? I always thought Lila and Rose were pretty names and I wanted to give them to future cats. She ruined TWO names I liked!
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    Image of bluewine bluewine
    12/09/09

    @Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: But kitty Rose and Lila would counteract this moron who is ruining the lovely names, and would therefore help make them OK again. Because all cats are clearly pro-choice.
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    Image of winner winner
    12/09/09

    @Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: What about Lilabortion, slutbag?
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    Image of Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole
    12/09/09

    @winner: Lilabortion and Rosbabykiller? These are long names for kittens.
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    Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole was starred Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole was unstarred
    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    12/09/09

    In reply to "Real" Women Have Curves; Miuccia Prada Wants Models
    'Surely she ought to recognize that the most important part of a stage production isn't how it looks, but how all the elements come together to make the audience feel something'

    Even if it is, surely she's seen enough art to know that it might look as good – or, gasp, even better – with trained non-models.

    What a disappointment. At least when Project Runway contestants freak out the week they have to dress non-models they have the excuse of inexperience and, sometimes, lack of skill. Ms. Prada just sounds like a brat.
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    Image of sybann sybann
    12/09/09

    In reply to "My Honeymoon Was Ruined By A Corpse"
    The airlines just do not care anymore. Their profit margin is so thin she's really lucky they didn't charge her for making her flight more memorable.
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    Image of Perhaps Not Perhaps Not
    12/09/09

    In reply to 3 Lies Anti-Choicers Tell About Planned Parenthood
    Further evidence that Planned Parenthood is not actually paying anyone an exorbitant sum -
    [www.guidestar.org]

    Granted, the CEO of the national version makes $385K a year, COO makes about $249K, and CFO makes about $277K, but that's pretty much standard operating procedure for an org the size of PP.

    Also struck me as odd: Planned Parenthood nonprofits are incorporated as dozens of different organizations. Anyone know why? I'm assuming the name is trademarked, so they can't be operating independently of one another.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    12/09/09

    In reply to The Jezebel Dating Guide: Girdles, Submission, And You
    "Warning: you may become disorderly."
    *snickers*
    Well, they can *try* to restrain me, if they want ...
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    12/09/09

    In reply to "My Honeymoon Was Ruined By A Corpse"
    Dean Winchester: Sam, get some salt and the Colt.
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    Image of JerkoftheMonth JerkoftheMonth
    12/09/09

    @badmutha: I think a devil's trap would be safer on a plane than salting and burning.
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    Image of Lyesmith (Good joke. Everybody laugh. ) Lyesmith (Good joke. Everybody laugh. )
    12/09/09

    @badmutha: Psh, Dean wouldn't be on a plane in the first place. Unless, of course, the pilot was possessed by a suicidal demon.
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    Image of Lyesmith (Good joke. Everybody laugh. ) Lyesmith (Good joke. Everybody laugh. )
    12/09/09

    @JerkoftheMonth: Yes, but people do tend to draw the wrong conclusions when they see pentacles in public spaces.
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    JerkoftheMonth promoted this comment Lyesmith (Good joke. Everybody laugh. ) was starred Lyesmith (Good joke. Everybody laugh. ) was unstarred
    Image of JerkoftheMonth JerkoftheMonth
    12/09/09

    @Lyesmith (Good joke. Everybody laugh. ): Yeah, people wouldn't like to see a corpse put inside a pentagram. I'm sure they'd much prefer burning a corpse in a flying oxygen tank :)
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    Image of you've got red on you you've got red on you
    12/09/09

    @JerkoftheMonth: @badmutha: HOORAY!! Other Supernatural fans. I don't see many of us on Jez.
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    Image of andyburn andyburn
    12/09/09

    @you've got red on you: I know, it makes me giddy! I can't wait for Supernatural to return after the holidays.
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    Image of BestEuphemismEver BestEuphemismEver
    12/09/09

    @you've got red on you: I was thinking the same thing. I'll see your HOORAY! and raise you a "Bitch." "Jerk."
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    Image of you've got red on you you've got red on you
    12/09/09

    @BestEuphemismEver: I'll raise you an "asshat" or "dick." Take your choice. :) P.S. Word to the other gray/unstarred commenters!
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    12/09/09

    @badmutha: This would be after drinking and hitting on the flight attendent. 'Cause you know while doesn't like to fly, he digs the ladies.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    12/09/09

    In reply to "My Honeymoon Was Ruined By A Corpse"
    Sarah Palin: The left, with their death panels and no common sense when it comes to American values, should have known that man would die because they are wasting good tax payers hard earned money.
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    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    12/09/09

    In reply to "My Honeymoon Was Ruined By A Corpse"
    This happened to a friend of mine and they put the corpse in the bathroom. Hey--at least he isn't gonna smoke in there or get up to any funny business...
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    Image of HPgirl HPgirl
    12/09/09

    @hamburgerhotdog: That's....a joke, right?

    Please tell me you're joking.

    And...as for the person who wrote that letter....who cares if it's first-class? That's just creepy, regardless of why you're flying. OMG.

    Btw, are profit margins really that low? Flights are so expensive now. I think a huge part of the problem is that no one wants to fly because it's so expensive, so they have to make it even more expensive for those who do fly.

    I read that this guy is creating an airline in which you must pay to use the restrooms.
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    Image of willwriteforfood willwriteforfood
    12/09/09

    @HPgirl: I think that's Ryanair, one of the puddle-jumper airlines that go all over Europe.

    I think he was also floating an idea for a plane with no seats.
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    12/09/09

    In reply to "My Honeymoon Was Ruined By A Corpse"
    Marx: The history of all hitherto existing failed honeymoons is the history of class struggles.
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    12/09/09

    @Dodgergirl: Good god I wish I could remember which author said that all British novels are about class, because there's a good joke in there somewhere. Google is no help.
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    Image of PaigeTurner PaigeTurner
    12/09/09

    In reply to "My Honeymoon Was Ruined By A Corpse"
    Lovers of air travel find it exhilarating to hang poised between the illusion of immortality and the fact of death. ~Alexander Chase, "Perspectives," 1966

    All part of the experience!
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    12/09/09

    @PaigeTurner: Win.
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