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    Mr. & Miss J Unleashed On Average Americans In Top Model Spinoff
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    Image of AnnieGetYourFun AnnieGetYourFun
    11/19/08

    In reply to Mr. & Miss J Unleashed On Average Americans In Top Model Spinoff
    No, no. I just... no. I really can't stand either of these guys. I've never found their vibe positive. The closest it gets is cloyingly sweet, and even when they are being cloyingly sweet, there is an undercurrent of bitch and snark. And not in a good way, like "This bitch has my back" but rather "This bitch is a bitchety bitch to everyone, including his mom." I refuse. I refuse!
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    Image of Red-headed bookworm Red-headed bookworm
    11/19/08

    @AnnieGetYourFun: I get annoyed with them in large doses. They seem like they are playing a sterotype of a gay guy. I hate that these kinds of shows reinforce that view of gay men. Not all of them act like this.
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    Image of Mafalda para Presidente Mafalda para Presidente
    11/19/08

    In reply to Mr. & Miss J Unleashed On Average Americans In Top Model Spinoff
    This show should be titled "How Not to Pose". I can't wait.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    11/19/08

    In reply to Mr. & Miss J Unleashed On Average Americans In Top Model Spinoff
    Heh, heh. I liked to get plucked from obscurity. Heh.
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    11/19/08

    @badmutha: I plucked your mom from obscurity....
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    11/19/08

    In reply to Mr. & Miss J Unleashed On Average Americans In Top Model Spinoff
    This sounds like what I wished Queer Eye for the Straight Girl could be, but it never was. The best part of the original Queer eye was that all the guys were total disasters. All the girls they found to makeover pretty much had it together save insufficient cosmetics and poor dress-for-your-body skills.


    I love "What Not to Wear" but I have high hopes for these two. Except, I thought they hated eachother?

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    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    11/19/08

    @Mkp-hearts-nyc: Oh - hash the dirt!
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/19/08

    In reply to Mr. & Miss J Unleashed On Average Americans In Top Model Spinoff
    They should start in former ANTM contestant Hannah's town in Alaska, as, according to her, the entire state lacks television, escalators, shopping malls, skyscrapers, horseless carriages, and Jews.
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    11/19/08

    @morninggloria: You mean "it's more traditional"
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    11/19/08

    @morninggloria: I'm gonna guess they're short on the likes of Mr. and Miss J, too. Which is all the more reason to send them out there. Queer black divas FTW!
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    BeckySharper was starred BeckySharper was unstarred
    Image of jemandtheholograms jemandtheholograms
    11/19/08

    @Mkp-hearts-nyc: well, 'cause it's real America.
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    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    11/19/08

    @jemandtheholograms: and they can see Russia from their homes.
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    Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka was starred Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka was unstarred
    Image of SisterMaryMartha SisterMaryMartha
    11/19/08

    In reply to Mr. & Miss J Unleashed On Average Americans In Top Model Spinoff
    I love Miss J.
    He should have a show without Jay M.
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    SisterMaryMartha was starred SisterMaryMartha was unstarred
    Image of robot ninja spy robot ninja spy
    11/19/08

    @SisterMaryMartha: Please lord, yes. I'm just not into Jay Manuel. Also his hair makes me angry. I hate the color and hate gel on principle.
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    11/19/08

    @SisterMaryMartha: I would totally love to spend the day shopping and learning how to walk with Miss J. But only if he promised to be nice. I think he can be kind of a mean girl.
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    Image of SisterMaryMartha SisterMaryMartha
    11/19/08

    @BeckySharper: First of all, you KNOW Miss J refers to himself and every gay man as She. Which I LOVE. But is totally bitchy. I bet he is witty and pretty and GAAAAY. Oh right. WE knew that part. But seriously- I bet he is actually quite kind to the average person.


    @r.n. spy hearts robert downey, jr.: Everything about Jay M is wrong, starting with his EGO.

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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    11/19/08

    @SisterMaryMartha: @r.n. spy hearts robert downey, jr.: Jay M. just does not have the same intrinsic, God-and-Goddess-given fabulousness as Miss J. Miss J can wear the most completely messed-up, laughable outfits and still look totally awesome. Whereas Mr. Jay just spikes his hair and I'm all "bish plz."
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    BeckySharper was starred BeckySharper was unstarred
    Image of SisterMaryMartha SisterMaryMartha
    11/19/08

    @BeckySharper: That is it! Jay M is all trying to be what Miss J naturally is.
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    Image of Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit) Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit)
    11/19/08

    @SisterMaryMartha: Seriously, she's Batman to his Robin. No one tunes in for Robin.
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    Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit) was starred Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit) was unstarred
    Image of Spaceman Bill Leah Spaceman Bill Leah
    11/19/08

    In reply to Mr. & Miss J Unleashed On Average Americans In Top Model Spinoff
    Its a good thing I am not going to be on this show because the editors would be super busy cutting out all the footage of me asking if I can touch their hair.
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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    11/19/08

    In reply to Mr. & Miss J Unleashed On Average Americans In Top Model Spinoff
    Feel good vibe? Does that mean no more of this expression?


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    JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! was starred JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! was unstarred
    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    11/19/08

    @Jessica Hussein Lovejoy: BRB, getting Rahm'ed: I hope not. He still has to come up with something for the "before" segment.


    Also, is he going to transform everyone from a No Neck Monster to a Brokedown Doll? Miss J loves him some broke-down dolls.

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    BeckySharper was starred BeckySharper was unstarred
    Image of raspberryjamba raspberryjamba
    11/19/08

    In reply to Mr. & Miss J Unleashed On Average Americans In Top Model Spinoff
    Are we sure that's really Ms. J's life story? 'Cause I heard through the grapevine that he is really grown-up, gender-reassigned Rudy Huxtable.
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    Image of HeinzDoofenshmirtz HeinzDoofenshmirtz
    11/19/08

    @raspberryjamba: that is the grown up rudy:


    [www.bossip.com]

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    Image of SisterMaryMartha SisterMaryMartha
    11/19/08

    In reply to Mr. & Miss J Unleashed On Average Americans In Top Model Spinoff
    Confession:
    I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate Tim Gunn's show. I blamed the first chick, Veronica- because I thought she was awful. This new one? Also awful.


    I think the problem is the stagey format/formula. It is DULL.
    Dull.
    dull.


    Ps. Tim- I still love you.

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    SisterMaryMartha was starred SisterMaryMartha was unstarred
    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    11/19/08

    @SisterMaryMartha: Like I said above, NOT ENOUGH TANG.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    11/19/08

    @SisterMaryMartha: I couldn't agree with you more, I find that show unwatchable and I really want to like it because I adore him.
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    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of Lazy Line Painter Jane Lazy Line Painter Jane
    11/19/08

    @SisterMaryMartha: ohh i am glad I am not alone. I try to watch it every week and then shut it off a few minutes in wondering "WHY IS THIS SO BORING??" I think it's because the women they are helping don't really care that much about their bad dressing. And the segment with the digitally scanned body where Tim draws clothes on them is a total snooze.
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    Image of SisterMaryMartha SisterMaryMartha
    11/19/08

    @TexasCrude: OMG. Andre J Aka Gaymonn and Tim Gunn!!!!!!!!
    That would be the mash-up of all times.


    TANG FOR LIFE.

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    SisterMaryMartha was starred SisterMaryMartha was unstarred
    Image of SisterMaryMartha SisterMaryMartha
    11/19/08

    @Lazy Line Painter Jane: You know what also bothers me?
    The women all have bodies I would die for- and they are dressing them POORLY.
    dammit,.
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    SisterMaryMartha was starred SisterMaryMartha was unstarred
    Image of Fatwetdog Fatwetdog
    11/19/08

    @SisterMaryMartha: I know! I want to like it so much, but the dull female cohosts just suck all the fun right out of it.


    I really want them to put Chris March from Project Runway on instead. I had so much fun watching him & Timm on PR. They're hilarious.

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    Image of SisterMaryMartha SisterMaryMartha
    11/19/08

    @Fatwetdog: Tim Gunn needs a campy foil- this is totally true.


    TIm Gunn! Call us! we solved your show's problems!

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    SisterMaryMartha was starred SisterMaryMartha was unstarred
    Image of bluebears bluebears
    11/19/08

    @SisterMaryMartha: yes! (1) the women already look fine in my opinion, (2) there is absolutely no variation on size and they're mostly white and (3) they are mostly all career women in/around NYC. It's just boring in my opinion.
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    Image of tomatoheart tomatoheart
    11/19/08

    In reply to Mr. & Miss J Unleashed On Average Americans In Top Model Spinoff
    Honestly, I'd love to be on one of these shows, so the more there are, the more opportunity I have to get on one.


    Or maybe I could just have a really really really stylish friend with some money to take me shopping and tell me what looks fabulous and what will last?

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    tomatoheart was starred tomatoheart was unstarred
    Image of anibundel anibundel
    11/19/08

    In reply to Mr. & Miss J Unleashed On Average Americans In Top Model Spinoff
    I prefer the title: "Never Fear! Mr and Ms Jay Are Here!"
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    anibundel was starred anibundel was unstarred
    Image of Jessi Ramsey Jessi Ramsey
    11/19/08

    In reply to Mr. & Miss J Unleashed On Average Americans In Top Model Spinoff
    I'm excited for this. Tim Gunn's show is boring and Stay and Clinton get repetitive.

    I miss Queer Eye.
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    Jessi Ramsey was starred Jessi Ramsey was unstarred
    Image of Jessi Ramsey Jessi Ramsey
    11/19/08

    @Jessi Ramsey: STACY*


    HI! Yes, I can spell!

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    Jessi Ramsey was starred Jessi Ramsey was unstarred
    Image of SisterMaryMartha SisterMaryMartha
    11/19/08

    @Jessi Ramsey: Stay sounds about right.
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    SisterMaryMartha was starred SisterMaryMartha was unstarred
    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    11/19/08

    @Jessi Ramsey: Tim Gunn's show is like the Mr. Roger's of the makeover shows hosted by queens. It's just not tangy enough.
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    TexasCrude was starred TexasCrude was unstarred
    Image of pandorasmittens pandorasmittens
    11/19/08

    @Jessi Ramsey: True. I loved the show for a while, but I can only here so much of Stacy and Clinton's isms:


    "dress the largest part of your body"


    "wrap dresses and a lines are universally flattering"


    "you look like a velour hobo"

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    Image of undomesticgoddess doesn't sleep a wink undomesticgoddess doesn't sleep a wink
    11/19/08

    @pandorasmittens: I loved the show, until I realized that they give almost everyone an identical makeover. It's like, A-line skirt, suit, heels, cocktail dress, smokey eye, NEXT!
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    undomesticgoddess doesn't sleep a wink was starred undomesticgoddess doesn't sleep a wink was unstarred
    Image of inabook inabook
    11/19/08

    @Jessi Ramsey: Awww, I love Stacy and Clinton. But I don't watch the show regularly, so no overload for me, I guess.
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    inabook was starred inabook was unstarred
    Image of EdnasEdibles EdnasEdibles
    11/19/08

    @undomesticgoddess: Also, I'm always confused when they make people buy numerous cocktail dresses. I personally wear a cocktail dress maybe once every two years. I certainly don't need numerous cocktail dresses.
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    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    11/19/08

    In reply to Mr. & Miss J Unleashed On Average Americans In Top Model Spinoff
    Miss J was a model? I demand pictures.


    Also, my mom a year or so ago said out loud "Oh that guy is SO HOT" about Mr. Jay when I was watching ANTM.


    This was my face:

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    TexasCrude was starred TexasCrude was unstarred
    Image of ineffable.me ineffable.me
    11/19/08

    @TexasCrude: dear god, that is a terrifying picture. plz to give a heads up next time.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/19/08

    @TexasCrude: Dude, you look like that lady who used to be on The View.
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    morninggloria was starred morninggloria was unstarred
    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    11/19/08

    @morninggloria: I get stopped on the street ALL. THE. TIME.
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    TexasCrude was starred TexasCrude was unstarred
    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    11/19/08

    @TexasCrude: Do you think Star made that same face when she caught her husband with a Mr. Jay look-alike?
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    BeckySharper was starred BeckySharper was unstarred
    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    11/19/08

    In reply to Mr. & Miss J Unleashed On Average Americans In Top Model Spinoff
    I would so totally watch this.


    Also, who knew that Miss J. was so tall?

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    BeckySharper was starred BeckySharper was unstarred
    Image of Penny Penny
    11/19/08

    @BeckySharper: My dad is 6'5" and does not have that inseam. Miss J must be ALL legs.
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    Penny was starred Penny was unstarred
    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    11/19/08

    @Archetype: I will have to go back and find the episodes where he appears in drag. With legs like that he could give RuPaul a run for her money.
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    BeckySharper was starred BeckySharper was unstarred
    Image of Beat Girl Beat Girl
    11/20/08

    @BeckySharper: Oh, you must. His legs make me go all drag, they're so faabulouss!


    No, I'm not jealous or 5'3 at all. :\

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    Beat Girl was starred Beat Girl was unstarred
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