The final episode left us smiling — for a few reasons.
Top Chef: Just Desserts is always full of sugar-coated weird. But last night's episode — in which contestants had to make tea-sized desserts based on celebrity couples — resulted in levels of bullshitting I've not seen since college seminars.
If you get the chance, see the documentary Kings of Pastry. If only to remind yourself that not all pastry chefs are whiny, self-indulgent crazy babies like the ones on Top Chef: Just Desserts.
In the premiere of Top Chef's all-pastry, all-the-time spinoff, we've already heard someone refer to himself as "the Snow Queen," seen two whoopie pies, and learned that "if you took a bite out of him, it would ooze ganache."