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The Tools Talk About How Much Weight Their Girlfriends Should Lose
The locker room talk on Tool Academy is at once hilariously absurd and profoundly depressing. In this clip, the guys discuss the relative "hotness" of their girlfriends and how much weight they should lose.Tool Academy: Lying Losers And The Ladies Who Love Them
On the new VH1 reality show, Tool Academy, a group of guys are tricked into entering into couples therapy with their girlfriends, who, for whatever reason, want their relationships with these idiots to work out. More »